Yes to the first.

Also yes to the second, because the werewolf that fucked me also bit me and now I have the strength of a werewolf.

What if they just blew out your ring and now you have a werehole and it’s not a full moon?

Showed this to my dipshit friend. He says, “I’d just bring silver bullets, easy!”

So that sent me down a little rabbit hole. His 9mm Glock if you made bullets out of silver would cost about $15 a shot.

That boy ain’t got no job, ladies and gentlemen.

Theyre going owwooooo no matter what

Knotty premise.

You know, I didn't think I'd use this image more than once in a day, but what do you know?

Oh no please mister wolf I'm just a weak little bunny ~❤️

Welcome to the wengbang

You have an issue that your boy has a hypothetical job to pay for silver bullets when you propose a made-up scenario with a non-existing mystical creature to him?

source? This is hilarious

Yes, but only because he said "easy" at the end.

The eyes full of regret...

My dude. That’s the issue! You and me, and I don’t know you, we can hatch a fucking plan. All I’m saying, with all the respect I can muster, is that Dave sure as shit can’t handle the situation he is preparing for.

Surely silver plated is good enough?

Good question! The silver actually dissolves in contact with their blood and causes their cells to rapidly tear themselves apart, diminishing in the process. So a trace amount of silver would hurt terribly, but would likely not kill them.
Source: no

Clearly he thinks the odds of being attacked by a non-existing creature are better than the odds of his friend getting his life together.

They kind of look like the ones from Dungeon Soup

I think it’s @cartumante I just can’t find the original

Do even a solid silver bullet only does local damage?

8.1% huh?

Well... this is awkward.

That's what student loans are for!