That's one way to pick up ladies

A real pickup autist

That situation never had an official name that I know of so I call it(or I heard it at some point) “Thanks for the dance“.

Impossible: write a green text without making it about a 'girl'

The last one i read was about anon getting raped by his sisters fiancee. So not about a girl...

QTE successful

A true ope moment. A quadruple ope even

Found the (fellow) Midwesterner.

It is either that or one of the scariest and most confounding things. Different strokes for different folks.

Fake: Anon does not go outside
Gay: Anon did not pick up a girl, but had hot gay sex instead.

Now that's the sort of creative greentext I like!

It was for the best.

... I've known autistic women who would massively unironically agree with that, and others for whom it would be nearly the worst thing that could possibly ever happen.

Either way... unintentional power move by way of autism.

Women want to have their shoulders gripped forcibly and be lifted off the ground by a stranger who hasn’t said a word to them?

By that metric, Nancy Guthrie must have swooned. 🙄

What

I've always heard it referred to as "treestumping".

I actually did this multiple times in high school. To the point people actually started just moving out of the way when they saw me coming

Damn that's good!

Looks like you just got picked up

Never heard that one before. Why tree stumping?

One of my favorites is a dnd character backstory of a tough guy with a stuffed tarasque

The original BBC.