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What word should I yell for maximum attention?
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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actionjbone sh.itjust.works actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-12
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AARDVARK!
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rottenmummy lemmy.ml rottenmummy@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-03-28
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Go to Germany and say Heil Hilter, not only will you get maximum attention, you might also get maximum detention
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deadbeef79000 lemmy.nz deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
Joined: 2023-06-17
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Go to a trump rally and yell "gun".
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Amuro_eat lemmy.blahaj.zone Amuro_eat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-08-20
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John Ritter
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Che Banana beehaw.org The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org
Joined: 2024-03-01
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Leroy Jenkins
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lemmygarden lemmy.today lemmygarden@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-29
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rottenmummy wrote:
Go to Germany and say Heil Hilter, not only will you get maximum attention, you might also get maximum detention

Go to great Britain and say, "free Palestine" same results
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folaht lemmy.ml folaht@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-09-01
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First, you must determine what word would get you minimum attention if you were to yell it.
Then you take the antonym of that word and yell that.
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AnarchoEngineer lemmy.dbzer0.com AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-04
#9 · Quote Reply

Yell “Fire!” But they’ll get mad if there isn’t actually a fire so remember to start one before you yell
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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actionjbone wrote:
AARDVARK!

Saxophone! SAXOPHONE!!
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actionjbone sh.itjust.works actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-12
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FreshParsnip wrote:
Saxophone! SAXOPHONE!!

DISESTABLISHMENT, EVERYBODY
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