This ongoing obsession of his is a huge W for the "America is the continent, not the country" folks. By the time we're through with all this, no-one is gonna want to use the name America for anything. America? I don't know her; I live in the EU (los estados unidos) thank you.

In Spanish Estados Unidos is abbreviated EE.UU.

Well you write Estados Unidos which is Spanish but put EU and unnecessarily explain what it stands for instead of just abbreviating it correctly in the first place (or not at all)

Its just not how languages work.

If a German ever tries to explain the meaning of the word Fremdscham to you, this is it.

Funnily, all uses of "America" for the whole continent (including the north) are misinterpretations of the original map drawn by Mr Waldseemüller, who invented the name "America" in the first and used it for Brazil.

On the same map some designation for the northern part of the continent can also be found, stating that it was a province discovered by the command of the king of Castille:

So, the only logical step will be to name North-America as "New Castille" from now on, to correct for the screw-up of the post-Waldseemüller map-reading-noobs.

We were so close to not having to deal with his bullshit a second time but nobody wants to put in the range time to do it right.

Dude is so dumb, at least we can change them back later.

It'll be like cleaning up after a 4-year-long bender. Probably find puke in just as many weird places too.

I propose that all the other countries in the world rename USA The United Mistakes of America, or maybe just Dumbfuckland.

Edit: Dumbfuckistan is even better.

Pacific could be renamed to Ocean of the Warmongering Pedofile.

I used to do this for almost my entire life. The orange todler made clean up my act and say US and people of the US instead of America and Americans.

Soon he will rename the whole continent to just "America".

The USA has given "America" a negative connotation

Maybe we’ll have to change the name of the Atlantic and/or the Pacific. Maybe we’ll change them both

Oh good, we’ll have two “American Oceans” because he’s too fucking stupid and patronizing to think of another name.

Yeah but you already know people from the USA don't consider the rest of the Americas "America"

America of America

I would like to petition Canada to rename Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein.

"Left Ocean of America" and "Right Ocean of America"

Does he realise America is a continent? The United States OF THE AMERICAN CONTINENT. USA isn't exclusive to the 50 states it is compromised of. There are 35 counties on the American continent.

Sorry for saying continent so much.

He wouldn't understand. He's incontinent.

which continent? 💩

No. That would require him to understand things.

Omg I just laughed so hard, thank you. I needed that.

In my neck of the woods, some people call it 'The Land of the Idiot' (in english and all)

Can't let The (Radical, loony, woke) Left have an entire ocean, though! Rename it to "Port"

/S

Let me guess...big stretch here..."The American Ocean" and "The Freedom Ocean"?

Who cares? Just rename everything to "American XYZ".

Genuinely, please stop enabling this shit by posting headline after headline of Trump doing Trump-things to stay in the news.

I think he's working on that.

Oh, yep, that’s a good one; I’ll be using that in the future

Fremdscham has been kicked to death by cringe.

Double the letters, double the gooder

People from Canada don’t either. I don’t know anyone that would call themselves an American.

Exactly. A toddler with a loaded diaper will smear shit all over the wall if left to its own devices. We get it!

Who can we get to rename something to Mar-a-rapes-children?

Canada should rename the US Baja Canada.

Test results are in, you are HIV America.

Does he know America was named after and Eye-talian?

:-D

D-:

"My legacy as a pedo failure is cemented. The only thing I can do to change that historically is land expansion. I'm too stupid and inept to actually do that, so I'll just change the names on maps in my own country."

hahahaha

wait you're serious. let me laugh even harder

Atlantic Ocean of America

Pacific Ocean of America

The guy gets mad at windmills. I don't think there's a lot of geographical trivia going on upstairs.

If it isn't a child, I don't think he focuses too much on it.

We got the right marksman, but the wrong target.

The next Dem president should just appoint a Secretary of Unfuckery whose sole job is to write up EOs to undo everything Trump did and present them to the Dem pres for signing at the end of each day.

There's going to be so much we can't have the Dem pres focusing on that or it'll take up all their time.

I honestly can't hear the word "idiot" or "moron" now without thinking about Trump.

Why would he understand how continents work when he's apparently pretty damned incontinent himself (in addition to being incompetent)?. The US people elected him twice. Never forget, never forgive.

At this point I'm just mildly shocked he doesn't name it after himself

Sorry for saying continent so much.

Well, it’s better than being incontinent.