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The Guyver (1991) - Mastodon watch party this Sunday evening!
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Sergio piefed.social Sergio@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-01
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The Guyver follows a young man, Sean Barker (Jack Armstrong), who discovers an alien artifact called "The Unit" which transforms him into an alien-hybrid super soldier called "The Guyver". Barker learns that a major corporation known as Chronos is after the Guyver unit, and soon discovers that the company seeks to genetically engineer monsters. The film was met with a mixed reaction from critics and fans.

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Glenn Kenny of Entertainment Weekly said the film features “surprisingly convincing costumes and effects, inspired casting, and energetic direction, [but] what sinks it is its unfortunate adherence to the time-honored direct-to-video clichés: an unearned paycheck for a onetime A-picture star, and a tendency to fall back on lame humor whenever the going gets slow.”[4]

David Johnson of DVD Verdict criticized the film's "ham-fisted over-acting", "ludicrous plot contrivances", and "nauseatingly hokey soundtrack."[5] Johnson called the film "a big, dumb joke" and said: "Despite some good creature effects, the movie crashed and burned and crashed again, weighted down by preposterous acting [and] corny music."[5]

Nathan Shumate of Cold Fusion Video Reviews criticized the film, in particular “the annoying demeanor and lack of personality” of lead actor Jack Armstrong, adding: "If there ever was a movie made for fan appreciation only, this is it, [...] but not everything can be blamed on audience unfamiliarity; there are plenty of elements in this movie that don’t work even by fanboy standards.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guyver

But it's also got Mark "Luke Skywalker" Hamill, so... The Guyver (1991) is the movie for this Sunday's "monsterdon" watch party over on Mastodon, our fediverse sibling!

  • Just start watching that movie this Sunday, Aug 30 at 9pm ET / 8pm CT / 6pm PT which is 1am Monday UTC
  • and follow #monsterdon over on mastodon for live text commentary. For example, you can follow that hashtag here: https://mastodon.social/tags/monsterdon
  • I usually open two web browser windows side-by-side on a computer. But you could follow the mastodon commentary on a phone app while watching the movie on TV or something.

How to watch the movie:

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Endymion_Mallorn kbin.melroy.org Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org
Joined: 2024-11-17
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RIP Screaming Mad George.

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klu9 piefed.social klu9@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-04
#3 · Quote Reply

I thiink you made a typo: your Archive link goes to JustWatch. I've got this IA link:

Also, I now have a #MonsterdonDoubleFeature collection on NeoDB, with backup links for the 2nd film, Guyver: Dark Hero (1994)

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Sergio piefed.social Sergio@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-01
#4 · Quote Reply

RIP Screaming Mad George.

Sounds like he had an interesting life: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screaming_Mad_George

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Sergio piefed.social Sergio@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-01
#5 · Quote Reply

I thiink you made a typo: your Archive link goes to JustWatch. I've got this IA link: https://archive.org/details/the.-guyver.-1991.1080p.-blu-ray.x-265 Also, I now have a #MonsterdonDoubleFeature collection on NeoDB, with backup links for the 2nd film, Guyver: Dark Hero (1994) https://eggplant.place/collection/6XljDxTgNHqpDrmP4Dxsl3

oops thanx. fixed.

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Imgonnatrythis sh.itjust.works Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-23
#6 · Quote Reply

Looks like a gremlins copyright violation.

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BruisedMoose piefed.social BruisedMoose@piefed.social
Joined: 2024-11-10
#7 · Quote Reply

Back about like 30 years ago when a coworker introduced me to the Guyver anime, I was fucking PUMPED to find out there was a live action version.

And then I saw it. I should rewatch it. I recently watched the second one.

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Lovable Sidekick lemmy.world LovableSidekick@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-19
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply

So apparently not the Scottish one.

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YiddishMcSquidish lemmy.today YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-03-10
#9 · Quote Reply

This movie is badly good. I don't wanna spoil anything, but the shirt they come up with is hilarious.

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Endymion_Mallorn kbin.melroy.org Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org
Joined: 2024-11-17
#10 · Quote Reply

Sounds like he had an interesting life: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screaming_Mad_George

He did. And ParanoiaScape was a fun pinball game.

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HubertManne piefed.social HubertManne@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-03-13
#11 · Quote Reply

I tried to watch this. I failed.

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tacosanonymous mander.xyz tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-30
#12 · Quote Reply

Oh dang, it has the guy from Corvette Summer!

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k0e3 lemmy.ca k0e3@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-03
#13 · Quote Reply

I loooooved this movie as a kid. The sequel was badass too. The special effects artist, screaming mad George, passed away in February :(

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