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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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Rhynoplaz lemmy.world Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
#2 · Quote Reply

Walkie talkies. Like, what are we, 8?
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unemployedclaquer sopuli.xyz unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2024-08-08
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Time units. More things should be called archipelagos. Genitals and such need more grandiose terms.
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actionjbone sh.itjust.works actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-12
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Your mom gave me a new name last night.
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jaybone lemmy.zip jaybone@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-02-08
#5 · Quote Reply
Rhynoplaz wrote:
Walkie talkies. Like, what are we, 8?

No we should embrace this pattern.

The toilet should be the sitter shitter.
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lemmygarden lemmy.today lemmygarden@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-29
#6 · Quote Reply
actionjbone wrote:
Your mom gave me a new name last night.

What's your new name?
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notsosure sh.itjust.works notsosure@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-10
#7 · Quote Reply

We definitely need a better word for trumpet.
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lemmygarden lemmy.today lemmygarden@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-29
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Rhynoplaz wrote:
Walkie talkies. Like, what are we, 8?

Walkie talkie sounds like something an Australian would come up with
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lemmygarden lemmy.today lemmygarden@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-29
#9 · Quote Reply

Pussy! There are so many terms for penises. Dick, Johnson, cock, Frank etc. but the vagina is limited to pussy and maybe cunt depending on the parties involved.
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Ghost_Mermaid lemmy.zip Ghost_Mermaid@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-18
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lemmygarden wrote:
Pussy! There are so many terms for penises. Dick, Johnson, cock, Frank etc. but the vagina is limited to pussy and maybe cunt depending on the parties involved.

"Poontang" is an oldie that makes me laugh.
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Rhynoplaz lemmy.world Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
#11 · Quote Reply
jaybone wrote:
No we should embrace this pattern. The toilet should be the sitter shitter.

God damn you make a good argument.
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☂️- lemmy.ml umbrella@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-07-12
#12 · (edited) Quote Reply
lemmygarden wrote:
What's your new name?
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ToastedCoconuts piefed.blahaj.zone ToastedCoconuts@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-06-12
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lemmygarden wrote:
Pussy! There are so many terms for penises. Dick, Johnson, cock, Frank etc. but the vagina is limited to pussy and maybe cunt depending on the parties involved.

Yoni, cookie, muff, snatch, fanny (not in the US), coochie, hoo-hah, clam. I'm sure there's more lol
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FluidBeef quokk.au FluidBeef@quokk.au
Joined: 2025-08-12
#14 · (edited) Quote Reply
lemmygarden wrote:
Pussy! There are so many terms for penises. Dick, Johnson, cock, Frank etc. but the vagina is limited to pussy and maybe cunt depending on the parties involved.

Snatch, fanny, growler, chooch, muff, poon, clunge, hair pie, furburger, clambake, otter’s pocket…
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FluidBeef quokk.au FluidBeef@quokk.au
Joined: 2025-08-12
#15 · Quote Reply
notsosure wrote:
We definitely need a better word for trumpet.

Longcornet
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Asafum lemmy.world Asafum@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
#16 · Quote Reply

The United States of America, there isn't enough America. It should be The America America of America.
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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notsosure wrote:
We definitely need a better word for trumpet.

We need a new word for frozen water too
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lemmygarden lemmy.today lemmygarden@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-29
#18 · Quote Reply
☂️- wrote:
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Ok
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lemmygarden lemmy.today lemmygarden@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-29
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FluidBeef wrote:
Longcornet

I call them chazzwazzers
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lemmygarden lemmy.today lemmygarden@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-29
#20 · Quote Reply

Can we rename hamburgers since they don't have any ham in them?
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Rob T Firefly lemmy.world rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-07
#21 · Quote Reply
jaybone wrote:
No we should embrace this pattern. The toilet should be the sitter shitter.

*Sittie shittie.
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folaht lemmy.ml folaht@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-09-01
#22 · (edited) Quote Reply

The Moon to "Moon of America"
Taiwan to "China of America"
South Korea to "Korea of America"
UAE to "to United American Emirates"
Ukraine to "Russia of America"
Israel to "P... no wait Israel is fine."
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NotASharkInAManSuit lemmy.world NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-05-06
#23 · Quote Reply

Every band should be legally required to change their band name to Matchbox 20 or Lynyrd Skynyrd, no other options.
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TraipsersWill lemmy.world TraipsersWill@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-14
#24 · (edited) Quote Reply

Talking Heads albums:
Rename In Light.
More Renames For Buildings And Food.
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daggermoon piefed.world daggermoon@piefed.world
Joined: 2026-03-01
#25 · Quote Reply
Rhynoplaz wrote:
Walkie talkies. Like, what are we, 8?

I concur.
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