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lemmygarden lemmy.today lemmygarden@lemmy.today
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Would be interested in turning a scrambled egg into at least a raw egg, but preferably back into it's shell as well

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Che Banana beehaw.org The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org
Joined: 2024-03-01
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It is the exact same method as unshitting your trousers

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∟⊔⊤∦∣≶ lemmy.nz luthis@lemmy.nz
Joined: 2023-06-29
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@Laplace you're up

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slazer2au lemmy.world slazer2au@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
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I've not done the scrambled to raw eggs part but I have split the mixture back in yoke and whites by whisking it backwards.
I wisk clockwise, so to unwisk it I had to do an anticlockwise wisk.

You do have to be careful because if you do it too much you overshoot and are back to mixed eggs again.

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recentSlinky lemmy.ca recentSlinky@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-08-16
#5 · Quote Reply

Just turn back time, duh

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SillySized lemmy.ml gray@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-07-31
#6 · Quote Reply

eat it and then lay it out of your ass

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SillySized lemmy.ml gray@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-07-31
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It is the exact same method as unshitting your trousers

How do you do that, asking for a friend

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schmorp slrpnk.net schmorpel@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-07-12
#8 · Quote Reply

Feed the scrambled egg to a chicken, wait.

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death_to_carrots feddit.org death_to_carrots@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-22
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I've not done the scrambled to raw eggs part but I have split the mixture back in yoke and whites by whisking it backwards. I wisk clockwise, so to unwisk it I had to do an anticlockwise wisk. You do have to be careful because if you do it too much you overshoot and are back to mixed eggs again.

In this instance, whisking left around is not the same as anticlockwise.

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Rob T Firefly lemmy.world rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-07
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If you went and deliberately scrambled an egg when what you needed all along was a fresh uncracked one, the best solution is to take some time to think about what you were doing, work on your impulse control issues, and make better choices next time. Professional therapy may help.

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folaht lemmy.ml folaht@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-09-01
#11 · (edited) Quote Reply

One molecule at a time.

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lemmygarden lemmy.today lemmygarden@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-29
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If you went and deliberately scrambled an egg when what you needed all along was a fresh uncracked one, the best solution is to take some time to think about what you were doing, work on your impulse control issues, and make better choices next time. Professional therapy may help.

The goal is to unscramble this egg. I'm trying to discover time travel.

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lemmygarden lemmy.today lemmygarden@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-29
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Just turn back time, duh

I'm trying to make backwards time travel but it can not be done until this scrambled egg has become unscrambled

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Nonconfrontational lemmy.ml Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-06-04
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I've not done the scrambled to raw eggs part but I have split the mixture back in yoke and whites by whisking it backwards. I wisk clockwise, so to unwisk it I had to do an anticlockwise wisk. You do have to be careful because if you do it too much you overshoot and are back to mixed eggs again.

Came here to post this, but you beat me to it!

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mbp slrpnk.net mbp@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2026-04-06
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Culinary speaking, you get another egg.

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TraipsersWill lemmy.world TraipsersWill@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-14
#16 · Quote Reply

You radio them with that day's proper code for "Abort mission, return to base.'

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lemmygarden lemmy.today lemmygarden@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-29
#17 · Quote Reply

Culinary speaking, you get another egg.

I find this answer completely unacceptable

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lemmygarden lemmy.today lemmygarden@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-29
#18 · Quote Reply

You radio them with that day's proper code for "Abort mission, return to base.'

That's something a quitter would say

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RusAD lemmy.blahaj.zone RusAD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-06-06
#19 · Quote Reply

Here's an instruction on unboiling an egg. If you're lucky, it will work for you as well. Getting it back into it's she'll though is trivial and left as an exercise for the reader

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lemmygarden lemmy.today lemmygarden@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-29
#20 · Quote Reply

Here's an instruction on unboiling an egg. If you're lucky, it will work for you as well. Getting it back into it's she'll though is trivial and left as an exercise for the reader

This is very interesting and a good start, but I need to unscramble the egg

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