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lemmygarden
lemmy.today
lemmygarden@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-07-29 |
Would be interested in turning a scrambled egg into at least a raw egg, but preferably back into it's shell as well |
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Che Banana
beehaw.org
The_Che_Banana@beehaw.orgJoined: 2024-03-01 |
It is the exact same method as unshitting your trousers |
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lemmy.nz
luthis@lemmy.nzJoined: 2023-06-29 |
@Laplace you're up |
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slazer2au
lemmy.world
slazer2au@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
I've not done the scrambled to raw eggs part but I have split the mixture back in yoke and whites by whisking it backwards. You do have to be careful because if you do it too much you overshoot and are back to mixed eggs again. |
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recentSlinky
lemmy.ca
recentSlinky@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-08-16 |
Just turn back time, duh |
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SillySized
lemmy.ml
gray@lemmy.ml Joined: 2025-07-31 |
eat it and then lay it out of your ass |
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SillySized
lemmy.ml
gray@lemmy.ml Joined: 2025-07-31 |
It is the exact same method as unshitting your trousers
How do you do that, asking for a friend |
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schmorp
slrpnk.net
schmorpel@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-07-12 |
Feed the scrambled egg to a chicken, wait. |
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death_to_carrots
feddit.org
death_to_carrots@feddit.org Joined: 2024-06-22 |
I've not done the scrambled to raw eggs part but I have split the mixture back in yoke and whites by whisking it backwards. I wisk clockwise, so to unwisk it I had to do an anticlockwise wisk. You do have to be careful because if you do it too much you overshoot and are back to mixed eggs again.
In this instance, whisking left around is not the same as anticlockwise. |
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Rob T Firefly
lemmy.world
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-07 |
If you went and deliberately scrambled an egg when what you needed all along was a fresh uncracked one, the best solution is to take some time to think about what you were doing, work on your impulse control issues, and make better choices next time. Professional therapy may help. |
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folaht
lemmy.ml
folaht@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-09-01 |
One molecule at a time. |
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lemmygarden
lemmy.today
lemmygarden@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-07-29 |
If you went and deliberately scrambled an egg when what you needed all along was a fresh uncracked one, the best solution is to take some time to think about what you were doing, work on your impulse control issues, and make better choices next time. Professional therapy may help.
The goal is to unscramble this egg. I'm trying to discover time travel. |
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lemmygarden
lemmy.today
lemmygarden@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-07-29 |
Just turn back time, duh
I'm trying to make backwards time travel but it can not be done until this scrambled egg has become unscrambled |
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Nonconfrontational
lemmy.ml
Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml Joined: 2026-06-04 |
I've not done the scrambled to raw eggs part but I have split the mixture back in yoke and whites by whisking it backwards. I wisk clockwise, so to unwisk it I had to do an anticlockwise wisk. You do have to be careful because if you do it too much you overshoot and are back to mixed eggs again.
Came here to post this, but you beat me to it! |
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mbp
slrpnk.net
mbp@slrpnk.netJoined: 2026-04-06 |
Culinary speaking, you get another egg. |
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TraipsersWill
lemmy.world
TraipsersWill@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-14 |
You radio them with that day's proper code for "Abort mission, return to base.' |
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lemmygarden
lemmy.today
lemmygarden@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-07-29 |
Culinary speaking, you get another egg.
I find this answer completely unacceptable |
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lemmygarden
lemmy.today
lemmygarden@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-07-29 |
You radio them with that day's proper code for "Abort mission, return to base.'
That's something a quitter would say |
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RusAD
lemmy.blahaj.zone
RusAD@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-06-06 |
Here's an instruction on unboiling an egg. If you're lucky, it will work for you as well. Getting it back into it's she'll though is trivial and left as an exercise for the reader |
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lemmygarden
lemmy.today
lemmygarden@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-07-29 |
Here's an instruction on unboiling an egg. If you're lucky, it will work for you as well. Getting it back into it's she'll though is trivial and left as an exercise for the reader
This is very interesting and a good start, but I need to unscramble the egg |
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