Apparently there's a capitalist purposeful misinterpretation of a Christmas carol being made that will star Johnny Depp

Welcome to 2026 where Scrooge is a righteous job creator and Robin Hood is an evil terrorist

In truly misery fashion, I will watch this from a free streaming site. Ebenezer would approve.

Make the ferengi version, where Scrooge is too kind and generous and the ghosts teach him the value of profit and greed

It would be such an amazing farce if Brunt had thoughts about how stable and adverse event stable Quark was, and had years of melancholic philanthropy. Then, after a particularly generous holiday season, he was visited by three travelers. The first of which should be Wesley Crusher. His lesson to Brunt is showing him that abandoning your family, friends, and duty can lead to ultimate cosmic power, and how Brunt squandered that opportunity as a young man.