Most everyone I meet on any given day probably is

Glad to see you finally trained the cat to use the litter box.

Though calling it your "boss" is a little demeaning. Don't you mean "my holiest divine master"?

For some real fun start thinking this about everyone you meet:

This person has shat their pants more than once.

I'm a stay at home dad. My boss is not potty trained.

Unfortunately, the president of the United States is not.

Ironically, I pee in the shower.

Shower trained

Im potty trained, but i like to treat myself every now and again

well he destroyed his bowels with cocaine and adderall.

Should I even ask…. I mean, I have so many questions, but I’m afraid of hearing the answer.

Thinking about the normal things people have to do is weird. No matter how powerful or rich or famous someone is, they still had to try on socks to see if the seam was uncomfortable, they have to wipe their butt, they have to do smell checks on their armpits, they have to agree with somebody that they "would like some oral sex please", they have to apologise for spitting while eating and talking. Imagine the most powerful and influencial person you can think of, walking back and forth while trying new shoes and trying to figure out of they're comfortable enough to keep for daily use.

Unless you work in the White House. Potty training is optional. President is one of the few non-potty trained jobs still around.