Another Channer gets spooked by his own farts lol

My dog does this sometimes.

I think someone just pissed all over their own house.

It would explain the gut feeling

I always laugh when mine is sleeping then wakes himself up by farting...

How does one hiss in a deep male voice?

check for gas leaks

The water tank behind the toilet sometimes hisses due to how it works.
Most people conveniently ignore it because sleep-adled brains are fucking idiots.

Fake: It wasn't nobody, it was a boyfriend anon is living with and he's lying about it.

Gay: It wasn't nobody, it was a boyfriend anon is living with and he's lying about it.

[Hisses masculinely]

Does this doof have one of those automatic spray air fresheners?

a possibility nobody has mentioned yet: undiagnosed psychosis

though other possibilities like the water tank, a fart, or anything else innocuous are probably more likely

Echoes of his own piss

The lid was down

How do you hiss in a deep manly voice? 🤔

Holy shit brooo do that again

[Morgan Freeman with a lisp]

Hisssss?

open all the lights

Anon is an idiot.

Or any brain-related condition might cause this eerie feeling of uneasiness, that there is someone in the room, auditive hallucinations, etc.

I would check with my doctor next day.

Carbon monoxide?

He/him/hisssss

Well they had to open all the lights in the room somehow

Real: Actual monsters are everywhere at all times, but only come to your bathroom at night.

Heterosexual: Those monsters have genitalia, and if you're charming enough, you can initiate various forms of intercourse with them.

Or just like, run around your house peeing everywhere while opening lights.

Maybe he drank some cider?

There is anecdotal evidence that it can lead to an overwhelming sense of impending doom.

The way they speak in snake in the Harry Potter movies would be an example.

Well, assuming this a guy and he heard a man's voice, i don't think it is going to be heterosexual...

On the other hand, I'm straight, but if I had the chance to bang a ghost, I wouldn't miss my chance because of those details. You might be talking to Jesus, but I'm fucking your great-great-grandpa!

WKUK: Thank you ghosts, thank you!

If it happens once, it’s most likely self-suggestion

Not even pathological though - exhaustion will do this. I used to be so tired (life situation exhausting) and more than once got up to pee in the night, sat on the toilet but was not completely convinced I was awake not dreaming so couldn't pee. Dreams intruding on that barely awake state is, I don't want to say normal, but not unusual either.

It never happens now I am better rested.

Anon obviously lives in a gas lighted house, so it’s technically correct to say open as you’re opening gas valves

Anon is a Victorian idiot.

;-)

There’s a reason Victorian houses are the most haunted.