cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/51382231

The "No Shit September"
challenge!

Parttakers:

• must refrain from shitting for a whole month
  (at least),
• can take a single cheat day, when they can
  take a single shit,
• must be extremely smug about taking the
  pledge,
• must tell everyone they're taking part of it.

People who fail the challenge must change their
profile pictures on all social media to the shitter
wojak. Those who succeed can move onto the "No
Oxigen October" and "No Nut (as in food) November
challenges. The challenge is done in order to raise
awareness of colon cancer.

To know more about how shitting is actually
unnatural, bad for your health, was made up by
plumbers to both control you and sell you toilets,
all while shit retention is opening your shit chakra
thus leading to you acquiring psychic capabilities
please watch a Chinese doctor's YouTube video on
the subject:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-cfWM0BC_4

I think if you'd phrase this slightly different (like switch shit for fecal matter etc) there would be people believing this will be healthy

I just wanted to make fun of "No Nut November" challenges.

I know and it wasn't against you but the general vibe of the internet to jump on any stupid "health hype"

we get it you hate nnn

And justifiably so (if you aren't doing it for kinky purposes alone).