For context, there are 200 Muslims in the entire state of Wyoming.

You can tell he feels cool in this video

If i were made to create a character who was trying to be tough but is actually a big, scared manbaby that lives with his mum it would be this gif.

Isn't law just words?

This is the cringiest shit I've ever seen in my life.

Is the sharia law in the room with us right now?

As long as they can ban Christian law as well.

The fact he's doing this in the middle of some giant, random parking lot really ties together the "modern America" feel.

dude felt like he was straight aura farming with that hat pinch slide

If you'd want to make a parody video of this, you'd just need to post the same video

I have to give some begrudging credit to the guy in the video. Imagine being that full-fat stupid and still making it to adulthood - well, legally at least.

Why is this posted here? Lame

No plates in the plate carrier. In case anyone was wondering how protected he was.

He looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy.

Only if instead of banning "Shariah law" by name, you ban what you think Shariah law is. Then we'll see if Christian nationalists get upset about the ban getting in the way of their plans.

The MAGA hat is a great touch.

Didn’t the founder of MAGA just accept a 1.5 billion dollar bribe (via a crypto currency buy) from a country that abides by Sharia Law?

Also he is trying to ban something that is already banned in the US.

Plate carrier with no plates.

That shirt and vest totally clash he needs a fashion make over.

Crazy fucking person .... but basic fucking video.

Lots of blubber there for protection. Who needs plates? Except to put your second breakfast on.

200!?! That's it? I feel like where I live it's 200,000.

Practically a uniform among cosplay politicians.

Didn’t the founder of MAGA just accept a 1.5 billion dollar bribe (via a crypto currency buy) from a country that abides by Sharia Law?

Taking kickbacks from the Saudis and the Qataris and the Kuwaitis and the UAE never actually counts. That's just "good business".

Just so long as They Stay In Their Country, the chuds will line up at the trough to support a politician who did the full kiss-the-ring of Muslim royalty.

With that blue-print collared t-shirt he looks like a Boogaloo Boy.

Couldn't even be bothered to poise with an AR-15, though, so he's DOA in the primary.

Sure, you do that Skippy.

Absolutely! UGGG…

I'd like to introduce you to the daily news in the usa. Every day is the most embarrassing day to be American, so far.

I like the tummy jiggle as it velcros himself up.

Developmentally challenged narcissist... What a combo.

Uh. I'm no expert, but is there supposed to be that much jiggling when you strap that thing on?

Stupid people fear things that are literally impossible. I'm gonna run on banning people using lazer-eyes to kill your enemies. That shit should be illegal.

Wait. I'm not in one of the stupid states. Hang on, here I come Idaho. Dumbass ignorant fucks.

the cult runs deep - “we have sharia at home” by a different name and hat

The gene pool in Wyoming is a fucking unflushed toilet.

That's also a "XL" plate carrier, normal plate carriers have the Velcro meet front and center.

Gods, what a Wanker...

Surely this is satire. Nobody could be this ridiculous.

Is it just me or he didn’t even put plates on his vest. This don’t look like that could stop a knife.

Wait until you see the MAGA wearing Trump diapers.

Christian Nationalists are the most insufferable blowhards you'll ever regret meeting.

John Oliver: ... "cool".

This dude would be in tears hiding at any tragic event.

Thank god they used all that slow mo to catch every millisecond of those epic action shots!

Yeah funny how right wing go all in on empty promises

I'd be curious to hear his definition of sharia law that doesn't also ban his wet dream of a Christian theocracy.

Scumbag signaling only works until they have to actually come up with legally sound language.

Maybe he could use that spare poking out from the bottom of his plate carrier.

The way he squashes that gut out below his vest: iconic. What a brave hero, I'm sure so many enemies will literally be firing on him in Wyoming

step out onto the frontlines bitch, they’ll hand you a gun

he’d be ground beef in hours, maybe sooner

Because it's a hecking crazy video, broooo 🙀

Tightens strap, Slaps belly

JiggLe jiggle jiggle

"That ain't going anywhere."

Just a std Merican diverting attention for money..