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Apple's new CEO, John Ternus, takes over from Tim Cook after 15 years
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ZeroCool piefed.ca ZeroCool@piefed.ca
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RaoulDook lemmy.world RaoulDook@lemmy.world
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And now just as Tim Apple before him, John will be known as John Apple

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OR3X lemmy.world OR3X@lemmy.world
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And now just as Tim Apple before him, John will be known as John Apple

his friends call him Johnny Appleseed.

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ClassifiedPancake discuss.tchncs.de ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de
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Let’s hope he’s not an ass-licker like Tim.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.world SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-07-09
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Let’s hope he’s not an ass-licker like Tim.

I hope this isn't a gay joke.

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reddig33 lemmy.world reddig33@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
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Let’s hope he’s not an ass-licker like Tim.

Not off to a good start.

https://9to5mac.com/2026/09/01/new-apple-ceo-john-ternus-now-has-his-own-x-account/

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Damage feddit.it Damage@feddit.it
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And now just as Tim Apple before him, John will be known as John Apple

I mean, I originally read the name as John Tetanus

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Damage feddit.it Damage@feddit.it
Joined: 2023-06-12
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I hope this isn't a gay joke.

Gays don't have the exclusive on ass licking

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vrek programming.dev vrek@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-20
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And now just as Tim Apple before him, John will be known as John Apple

Tim had a very winded way of talking. My friend always got bored and complained. I would also tell him "let Tim Cook" 😊

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spankysalmon fedinsfw.app spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app
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Let’s hope he’s not an ass-licker like Tim.

You expect someone who's not only an Apple fanboi, but literally works for the company to not be an asslicker?

... interesting.

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reddig33 lemmy.world reddig33@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
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Not off to a good start. https://9to5mac.com/2026/09/01/new-apple-ceo-john-ternus-now-has-his-own-x-account/

More bad omens.

https://www.engadget.com/2249159/lake-ontario-is-now-lake-america-on-apple-maps/

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blitzen lemmy.ca blitzen@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-10
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Let’s hope he’s not an ass-licker like Tim.

Tim is staying on in that position.

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altphoto lemmy.today altphoto@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-04-14
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It's that time of reckoning. Let me know when shit hits the fan. It will be very interesting.

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NickwithaC lemmy.world NickwithaC@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
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I hope this isn't a gay joke.

It's about how cozy Cook is with Trump.

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anon_8675309 lemmy.world anon_8675309@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-01
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Not off to a good start. https://9to5mac.com/2026/09/01/new-apple-ceo-john-ternus-now-has-his-own-x-account/

Oh good we should all send him greetings and tell him to fix some shit. Start with that map renaming bullshit.

Next kick “AI” off my phone and give me my 30gb back.

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blitzen lemmy.ca blitzen@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-10
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It's about how cozy Cook is with Trump.

I’m not saying, I condone it, but I think I understand it.

Cook is (or rather was) in charge of the single largest American company; a key driver of the economy and everyone’s 401(k)’s. I can’t imagine how difficult it is to navigate that in this administration.

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