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Rimu
piefed.social
rimu@piefed.socialJoined: 2024-01-04 |
The USS Lincoln is docking close to Pattaya, known for its raucous nightlife, and for sex tourism. |
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miseducator
lemmy.world
miseducator@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
What a place to dock after being away from society for 8 months. Shit about to pop the fuck off down there. |
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Rimu
piefed.social
rimu@piefed.social Joined: 2024-01-04 |
What a place to dock after being away from society for 8 months. Shit about to pop the fuck off down there.
Yup. If there's anywhere that can absorb the umm influx of 5000 stir-crazy men all at once, it's Pattaya. Plus every bar girl from Bangkok will be there to lend a hand - it's only a couple of hours drive away. |
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zwerg
feddit.org
zwerg@feddit.org Joined: 2025-07-09 |
What a place to dock after being away from society for 8 months. Shit about to pop the fuck off down there.
They choose to take 1000 sex starved men and women to a city known for its sex bars? This is going to be wild... |
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Tar_Alcaran
sh.itjust.works
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-10-06 |
They choose to take 1000 sex starved men and women to a city known for its sex bars? This is going to be wild...
Probably closer to 5000, but they do go in shifts. |
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Waterpumpee
lemmus.org
Waterpumpee@lemmus.org Joined: 2026-06-05 |
Sounds like one last feast for the crew. |
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Diplomjodler
lemmy.world
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-01-08 |
Yup. If there's anywhere that can absorb the umm influx of 5000 stir-crazy men all at once, it's Pattaya. Plus every bar girl from Bangkok will be there to lend a hand - it's only a couple of hours drive away.
And it's low season so they'll be happy about the extra business. |
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Carighan Maconar
piefed.world
Carighan@piefed.worldJoined: 2025-07-16 |
Queue the scene from The Strain when they first enter the plane? :D |
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Cypress
lemmy.zip
Draegur@lemmy.zipJoined: 2025-06-07 |
Picking up some child prostitutes as souvenirs for the fuhrer too I'm sure |
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FrowingFostek
lemmy.world
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-21 |
Probably closer to 5000, but they do go in shifts.
Yes shifts. Only the most orderly management of man power from the USS Lincoln. |
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Tar_Alcaran
sh.itjust.works
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-10-06 |
Yes shifts. Only the most orderly management of man power from the USS Lincoln.
I'm sorry, I don't know the exact word the US Navy uses for the system used to plan their crews fixing their blue balls. It's my understanding that such an event wouldn't occur, since "It's not gay if it's underway" |
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melsaskca
lemmy.ca
melsaskca@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-09 |
This was the place to be before jeff epstein and his lil buddy don formed the tween cabal. |
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Microtonal_Banana
lemmy.zip
Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-09-30 |
Time to play HIV roulette. Who will be the lucky winners? |
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BigDanishGuy
sh.itjust.works
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-03 |
Yup. If there's anywhere that can absorb the umm influx of 5000 stir-crazy men all at once, it's Pattaya. Plus every bar girl from Bangkok will be there to lend a hand - it's only a couple of hours drive away.
Hopefully they're paid by the job and not hourly. Guessing that 8months at see will make for a quick buck. |
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bloviate
lemmus.org
bloviate@lemmus.org Joined: 2026-06-02 |
Yup. If there's anywhere that can absorb the umm influx of 5000 stir-crazy men all at once, it's Pattaya. Plus every bar girl from Bangkok will be there to lend a hand - it's only a couple of hours drive away.
And some not girls, too |
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webp
mander.xyz
webp@mander.xyz Joined: 2025-06-09 |
And some not girls, too
The people who would be inte them are probably less stir-crazy |
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