"Also, the chasing has to happen on my island."

Is this the shitty internet version of "The Most Dangerous Game"?

“BTW, I’ll have a chainsaw”.

Someone should tell this person about tag...

This is a sex thing btw

That's a lot of conditions, he better be paying well.

FYI: the word "game" in the phrase "the most dangerous gane" refers to the people being hunted, not the activity itself!

Just as deer are "game animals", the humans are game in this particular hunt. But a human is far more dangerous than most animals we hunt, thus the phrase.

The ol David Lynch workout.

I'm curious how much this pays

Any grown adults want to meet up to play tag in the woods?

How some men want to date:

you can go real fast

I'm out 🙌

I so much want to believe that this is someone who just wants to play the kind of tag that they have always dreamt of as a kid.

No bikes. But a car, that's okay 👍

I want to be chased

:3

Most likely explanation: a Jack Russell Terrier learned how to post to craigslist.

Don't say that on Lemmy!

I forgot about the fuckcars community. I am ashamed because I'm subscribed to it.

Challenge level: Impossible

Find a way to create a meetup for group for "adult tag" that doesn't sound like it's sexual in nature.

This is just a trail run with one extra step

It always is.

"The chase doesn't stop until I'm inside you"

Did you guys know theres even competitive tag?

For sure it is, sharkfucker420

Did you just mansplain to the Internet?

My shark significant other said it was and I believe them

He caught me.

either it's a kink, or a 5 year old asked an AI agent to find some people to play tag

PvP trail running

I would do this.

Not in this case

"Again, nothing sexual."

The Internet seems to like it!

A dog wrote this

I was there, but you didn't show up. ☹️

Of course not.

You were supposed to chase them.

Because of the implication

"And I've got a harpoon, and you're wearing a bikini."

Wait, the word "game" isn't in the phrase “the most dangerous gane”. What kind of trickery is this?

Where we play knife monopoly...

Dammit! Sneaky typos…

I did and it's way too intense for me lol, I can't yeet myself over shit like I used to when I was young.

Yeah, just follow the sound of the banjo.

As do women, they just can't ever admit it because they would lose emancipation points. Mansplain as much as you can. You will make many females very very happy.

That's a new one. An offshoot of footies?

He didn't mention attire. I imagine him showing up with a costume for you to wear, "not because I told you to, but because you think it".

This feels like that one bratty kid you might've played with who insisted on making up all the rules of the game but to somehow benefit him. The kind of kid who told you what dialogue to say when you were playing pretend. Basically Eric Cartman.

Um, okay but I'm slow and not a very good catch.