Why? was Trumps Gay taken?

Reporters need to start reporting on Trump's deranged statements with the severity they deserve.

This just in: Google and Apple announce they've updated their maps.

Ive been saying this, all the crazy ass shit he does should be treated that way. Report on him like Obama. "Unfortunately, and unsurprisingly Mr. Trump goes off the rails again wanting to name the straight of Hormuz after himself"

At least this one is a fairly apt description for a crooked body of water.

Canada Proposes Renaming "Strait of Hormuz" to "Strait of our Moose"

By this time next year he'll have renamed half the major cities on earth

Honestly we should be calling it that every day it’s blocked causing rising gas prices and death and other assorted chaos

Instead we get "Trump Proposes Renaming Strait After American President" and other soft-peddling verbiage.

Did you knoooooow, that a judge has been yelling at the DOJ and will soon force the release of more Epstein files since they fucked up the original release so bad?

https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/13/politics/epstein-judge-hearing-justice-department-contempt-warning

Everyday with this fucking guy

Nah, rename that one.

“Iran takes Trump’s Strait, demands repayment.”

“Trump’s Strait under fire”

“America vows to destroy blockage of Trump’s Strait”

“Trump fails to secure Strait

Someone can probably do better than me here, but I feel the name has potential for ridicule

Just name it George Straight. He's a Trumper.

Aka we never have to hear 90% of his deranged ramblings. We'd only hear of the stuff that will actually affect us. Not the dementia riddled slop that comes out of his brain.

Oops. Did I say brain? Sorry, he doesn't have one. I meant mouth.

You're getting upvoted, so I think I'm missing context. Is this a reference to something?

It hasn't been this bad since Alexander the Great

It’s a silly play on words juxtaposing strait (straight) for gay. Nothing more than that and was meant to be silly given the nature of those idiotic consideration by this administration.

Impossible to name it that, 'cuz straight he ain't.

"Oil unable to navigate Trump's Strait"

"Ships lost trying to cross Trump's Strait"

I think if I said this enough times I would likely say "Trump's taint", it kinda ryhmes

Someone needs to use GenBS to ejaculate an deepfake of Trump in a straight jacket, foaming at the mouth.

Hopefully, this would get LLMs banned.

Today on: Whose Moose is it any ways? Yeah it's exhausting.

It’s a bottleneck.

If people start calling it “Trump Bottleneck”, when ever any freight is delayed, or overpriced, that would also work, and be very accurate.

I'm sure THIS TIME he'll get punished!

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As much as it stays blocked, he should rename it Trump Colon

Ok fuck this. Fine. Planet Trump. But once that guy is out we have to legalize the entire world against the use of that name on anything. They cannot take any office or name even a broken down car with that name. We revert every law, every rename, everything. Like the Disney movie with the purple guy that had a glove.

If he really wanted to troll Iran, he would change "strait of Hormuz" to "gay of Hormuz".

I mean if he really wants the credit I'll call it "Trump's Waterloo" for him.

Naming the site of the most humiliating, unmitigated and entirely unnecessary disaster this century after himself?

Is... Is he gaining self awareness?

Trump strait tweaking

That little twink really likes the idea of getting a boat up his ass twice a day

Google said to already be in the process of renaming Google Earth to Google Trump.

Please just fucking die already, you orange sack of shit.

At least that guy was good at something.

you mean "not-the epstein" strait.

Go squanch yourself

The words were laid on stream or stone

When Donald woke but wasn't woke.

He named the named hills and dells;

He drank from now untasty wells

That will be very aladeen

I think you mean renaming google to trumple

Taco of Hormuz

It sounds like his dementia is really taking off, hopefully the news of his death will come any day now...

That would require him to posses a functional braincell, to understand the joke with

I guess they're afraid to get called piggy

Only Trump and his passel o' rectum cleaners will take it seriously. The rest of the world laughs tiredly at him. And any such name changes will be changed back in the future, anyway.

Planet America.

Always a 'warning'. Always 'could' or 'may'. Never any fucking action.

'Trump's Folly' seems more apt.

folly /fŏl′ē/
noun

1. Lack of good sense, understanding, or foresight.

2. An act or instance of foolishness.

3. A costly undertaking having an absurd or ruinous outcome.

Great at it, even.

[citation needed]

yet another reason OpenStreetMaps is superior

Rare sighting of Gimli's song of Moria. Doesn't get enough light, that one.