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🍹Early to RISA 🧉 sh.itjust.works Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works
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vrek programming.dev vrek@programming.dev
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That's to limit your speed in reverse, don't want to go 60 mph backwards

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hirihit640 sh.itjust.works hirihit640@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-10-28
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So 99% sure this is fake and never happened, but I've seen a lot of these "I'm really stupid" posts on 4chan. I imagine anon just wants to be part of a joke, even if they're the one being laughed at.

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dubs lemmy.dbzer0.com dubs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-08-17
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So 99% sure this is fake and never happened, but I've seen a lot of these "I'm really stupid" posts on 4chan. I imagine anon just wants to be part of a joke, even if they're the one being laughed at.

So 99% sure this is fake and never happened...

You can tell its fake, because its greentext

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hirihit640 sh.itjust.works hirihit640@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-10-28
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So 99% sure this is fake and never happened... You can tell its fake, because its greentext

The really homosexual ones definitely happened though

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Contramuffin lemmy.world Contramuffin@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-25
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Technically the car is powered by the movement of the exhaust fumes... Just not in the way that OOP thinks, I would presume

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Mika piefed.ca Mika@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-08-30
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Technically the car is powered by the movement of the exhaust fumes... Just not in the way that OOP thinks, I would presume

Technically it's also powered the way he thinks, but the impact of it is minimal.

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ruuster13 lemmy.zip ruuster13@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-07-09
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Born to be a pilot. Cursed to be a 4chan poster.

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birdwing lemmy.blahaj.zone birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Ahh, it's lovely to be driving a bicycle

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diaphragmwp discuss.tchncs.de diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de
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So 99% sure this is fake and never happened, but I've seen a lot of these "I'm really stupid" posts on 4chan. I imagine anon just wants to be part of a joke, even if they're the one being laughed at.

Well, from what I've heard, the chud stuff on 4chan was once satire and people who can't read satire came in. So maybe it's the same here, real stupidity got mixed with the jokes.

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Zozano aussie.zone Zozano@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-07-09
#11 · (edited) Quote Reply

This has got wind turbines for global warming vibes

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Waterpumpee lemmus.org Waterpumpee@lemmus.org
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we all laughing but bro would write the best childrens books

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rustyfish piefed.world rustyfish@piefed.world
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Pretty sure Olympic runners are just very good at farting 🤨

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Redditmodstouchgrass lemmy.zip Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip
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I mean, look at his head. He got dropped so hard I'm surprised he can type!

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village604 adultswim.fan village604@adultswim.fan
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This is how I felt when I was explaining to the dealership mechanic about how my car would buck when shifting up after dropping into a lower gear to pass someone.

I called the lower gear the passing gear, and he looked at me like I was a moron.

I was vindicated the other day because my coworker from a family of mechanics (and being one in his free time) used it.

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TubularTittyFrog lemmy.world TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-02-23
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OP confusing cars and jets.

jets are the fart-powered vehicle.

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LaLuzDelSol lemmy.world LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-17
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This is how I felt when I was explaining to the dealership mechanic about how my car would buck when shifting up after dropping into a lower gear to pass someone. I called the lower gear the passing gear, and he looked at me like I was a moron. I was vindicated the other day because my coworker from a family of mechanics (and being one in his free time) used it.

Yeah thats a real expression? There's an old song that uses it hang on.

Beep Beep by the Playmates

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Redditmodstouchgrass lemmy.zip Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-07-18
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Yeah thats a real expression? There's an old song that uses it hang on. Beep Beep by the Playmates

I love that song.

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M137 lemmy.today M137@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-17
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And a bike is driven by the air your legs push back, the wheels are only there to slow you down otherwise you'd accelerate infinitely.

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rumba lemmy.zip rumba@lemmy.zip
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This is how I felt when I was explaining to the dealership mechanic about how my car would buck when shifting up after dropping into a lower gear to pass someone. I called the lower gear the passing gear, and he looked at me like I was a moron. I was vindicated the other day because my coworker from a family of mechanics (and being one in his free time) used it.

It's dated but still perfectly understandable.

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Ceruleum lemmy.wtf Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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When you drive in reverse, smoke goes back in.

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TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
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Probably fake, but if it's true, people don't know what they don't know.

To a whole lot of people mechanical devices border on magic. The gas goes in the hole, you push on the pedal and the car moves. That's literally all they know. They don't have any idea how an internal combustion engine works, much less an electric motor. They've spent their time learning things that are more important to them.

I'd hazard a guess that, apart from Bill Gates, the top billionaires are clueless regarding this stuff.

Hell, many race car drivers don't know much about it, they just know how the car feels.

If you know the four-stroke engine cycle--intake, compression, ignition, exhaust--, you're way ahead of 95% of people. Add to that how a camshaft controls valve timing and you might as well be a mechanical genius.

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉 Moderator Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works
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When you drive in reverse, smoke goes back in.

Climate change solved

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Echo Dot feddit.uk echodot@feddit.uk
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Probably fake, but if it's true, people don't know what they don't know. To a whole lot of people mechanical devices border on magic. The gas goes in the hole, you push on the pedal and the car moves. That's literally all they know. They don't have any idea how an internal combustion engine works, much less an electric motor. They've spent their time learning things that are more important to t...

Yeah but there's a difference between not knowing exactly how a car works and thinking that the exhaust is thrust. You can work that out by just observing a car, clearly they do not have enough exhaust velocity for it to achieve thrust, that should be inherently obvious.

Thinking the exhaust is what makes the car go is like thinking that the actors live inside your television. Is the thought of an eight-year-old.

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Echo Dot feddit.uk echodot@feddit.uk
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Climate change solved

Just put a load of air conditioners outside.

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sit lemmy.dbzer0.com sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Yeah but there's a difference between not knowing exactly how a car works and thinking that the exhaust is thrust. You can work that out by just observing a car, clearly they do not have enough exhaust velocity for it to achieve thrust, that should be inherently obvious. Thinking the exhaust is what makes the car go is like thinking that the actors live inside your television. Is the thought of...

Some people got an idea of something when they were very young and never revised that idea because they didn’t get in touch with it again.

I believed until I was like 8 or 9 or even older that the noise coming from a bottle with hot liquid in it was caused by a worm inside the bottle.

An adult told me this as a joke, which I took for a fact and never came in contact with the subject again, consciously.

Exhaust fumes accelerating a car feels very much similar. Kids logic

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