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‘THE SOUPENING’ [OC]
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CustardFist feddit.nl CustardFist@feddit.nl
Joined: 2023-10-09
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- - - This is a comic strip - - - We’re in an auditorium. There is a speaker, wearing a dark robe and a hat, shaped like a bowl with a spoon in it. Speaker: DEAR FELLOW SOUP ENTHUSIASTS. TODAY WE HAVE GATHERED… TO… One guy in the audience jumps up, holding up a spoon. Audience member: EAT SOUP?!? The speaker is somewhat annoyed. Speaker: I WAS PAUSING FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT. Then the guy freaks out. Audience member: WHY WOULD YOU PAUSE?!? THE SOUP’S GETTING COLD!!! Next, everybody is eating soup, but while the speaker is quietly eating his soap, he thinks to himself: PHILISTINES.

Do you like soup too? 😋
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Remember_the_tooth lemmy.world Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-23
#2 · Quote Reply

Winter is coming...

...which is why I'm looking forward to hot soup with homemade sourdough bread, fresh from the oven.
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ComradeSharkfucker lemmy.ml sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-07-07
#3 · Quote Reply

It's good food
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vrek programming.dev vrek@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-20
#4 · Quote Reply

You should only make a dramatic pause when serving Gazpacho
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CustardFist Moderator CustardFist@feddit.nl
Joined: 2023-10-09
#5 · Quote Reply
vrek wrote:
You should only make a dramatic pause when serving Gazpacho

But wouldn't that allow it time to unintentionally heat up or something? 🤔
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CustardFist Moderator CustardFist@feddit.nl
Joined: 2023-10-09
#6 · Quote Reply
Remember_the_tooth wrote:
Winter is coming... ...which is why I'm looking forward to hot soup with homemade sourdough bread, fresh from the oven.

Oh stop! 😋
I can already feel my pants getting tighter and my dietitian getting angry.
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I_am_10_squirrels beehaw.org I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
Joined: 2023-06-03
#7 · Quote Reply
vrek wrote:
You should only make a dramatic pause when serving Gazpacho

Cereal is a type of gazpacho
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vrek programming.dev vrek@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-20
#8 · Quote Reply
I_am_10_squirrels wrote:
Cereal is a type of gazpacho

I want to say you're wrong... I really do... But I can't see any faults in your argument
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