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The Picard Maneuver lemmy.world The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
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HairyHarry lemmy.world HairyHarry@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-08-05
#2 · Quote Reply

Huh, TIL
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Undearius lemmy.ca Undearius@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-05
#3 · (edited) Quote Reply

For those that don't know, the cigarette smoke intensifies the irritation that onions cause.
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NeatNit discuss.tchncs.de NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2024-01-05
#4 · Quote Reply

So, eat raw white onions whenever I want and continue to not smoke. Got it.
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Thatuserguy lemmy.world Thatuserguy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-28
#5 · Quote Reply
NeatNit wrote:
So, eat raw white onions whenever I want and continue to not smoke. Got it.

The gnomes will simply adapt
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tetris11 feddit.uk tetris11@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-02-17
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply

Red onions are the answer. As my grandmother use to say:

Red smoke at dawn, clown porn.
White smoke at morning, goblin boarding
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rustydrd sh.itjust.works rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-07
#7 · Quote Reply
Undearius wrote:
For those that don't know, the cigarette smoke intensifies the irritation that onions cause.

Okay but what's with the gnomes?
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darvocet infosec.pub darvocet@infosec.pub
Joined: 2023-06-23
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply
tetris11 wrote:
Red onions are the answer. As my grandmother use to say: Red smoke at dawn, clown porn. White smoke at morning, goblin boarding

It's crazy how our ancestors had all these limericks to protect us that were passed down over generations.

Pooppie poopie yes you can

Elephant dung pineapple band
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simulacra_simulacrum lemmy.world simulacra_simulacrum@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-24
#9 · Quote Reply
darvocet wrote:
It's crazy how our ancestors had all these limericks to protect us that were passed down over generations. Pooppie poopie yes you can Elephant dung pineapple band

My grandma always told me

“Lemmy users 1,2,3. Truth to tell and lies to see”

So my grandma is basically calling your grandma a liar.
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darvocet infosec.pub darvocet@infosec.pub
Joined: 2023-06-23
#10 · Quote Reply
simulacra_simulacrum wrote:
My grandma always told me “Lemmy users 1,2,3. Truth to tell and lies to see” So my grandma is basically calling your grandma a liar.

That fucking bitch
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spittingimage lemmy.world spittingimage@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
#11 · Quote Reply
rustydrd wrote:
Okay but what's with the gnomes?

I think the gnomes are intended to be a humorous subversion of our expectations.
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Random_Character_A lemmy.world random_character_a@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-29
#12 · Quote Reply

Those shifty little fuckers don't even trigger mouse traps.
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sepi piefed.social sepi@piefed.social
Joined: 2024-01-27
#13 · Quote Reply
Undearius wrote:
For those that don't know, the cigarette smoke intensifies the irritation that onions cause.

irritation?
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irish_link lemmy.world irish_link@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-03
#14 · Quote Reply

Shmebulock!
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BeMoreCareful lemmy.world BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#15 · Quote Reply
simulacra_simulacrum wrote:
My grandma always told me “Lemmy users 1,2,3. Truth to tell and lies to see” So my grandma is basically calling your grandma a liar.

I'm going to set her flag on fire.
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GlassCaseofEmotion lemmy.world GlassCaseofEmotion@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-30
#16 · Quote Reply
Thatuserguy wrote:
The gnomes will simply adapt

Can violent gnome stories become the new dean of beans please
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Vandals_handle lemmy.world Vandals_handle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-14
#17 · Quote Reply
BeMoreCareful wrote:
I'm going to set her flag on fire.

Hey now
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