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nocturne
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nocturne@slrpnk.netJoined: 2025-06-13 |
Crossposted from https://slrpnk.net/post/42260633
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cheese_greater
lemmy.world
cheese_greater@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-11 |
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bitjunkie
lemmy.world
bitjunkie@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-06-19 |
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tal
lemmy.today
tal@lemmy.todayJoined: 2023-10-04 |
Alcohol and enchiladas: a recipe for irresolvable conflict.
"Family would never beat someone else bloody!" Promptly proceeds to shoot family member in the back. |
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TheTechnician27
lemmy.world
TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-07-25 |
Why does this article have multiple AI slop photos of enchilladas? I'd almost understand the one – just to have something there if you're lazy and useless as fuck – but there are four. |
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TheTechnician27
lemmy.world
TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-07-25 |
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Using an ableist slur but pussyfooting around it by swapping out the 't'. What a little bitch. Commit to being a shithead or don't. Edit: Since there's confusion: this is a common spelling of the word "retarded" to get around filters. They just used it here, where there is no filter, because they wanted to use a slur but know it's looked down upon to use slurs. |
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huppakee
lemmy.world
huppakee@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-05-15 |
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So there are 2 victims? Or no victims? I think i get your point but someone did die though. |
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cheese_greater
lemmy.world
cheese_greater@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-11 |
So there are 2 victims? Or no victims? I think i get your point but someone did die though.
∴viable self-defense case? U decide |
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TranscendentalEmpire
lemmy.today
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-09 |
A witness, who identified himself as a cousin to both men, told investigators that the group had spent the afternoon drinking alcohol and cooking green chile enchiladas. Alcohol and enchiladas: a recipe for irresolvable conflict. The dispute escalated outside the apartment, leading to a physical fight in which Cavazos punched Gutierrez, leaving him bleeding, the witness reported. After the fist...
They do take their green chile very seriously in New Mexico. So I think the outrage was more oriented at a family member dissing their green chile more than it was about throwing hands. Those are fighting words in Hatch pepper country. |
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cheese_greater
lemmy.world
cheese_greater@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-11 |
Using an ableist slur but pussyfooting around it by swapping out the 't'. What a little bitch. Commit to being a shithead or don't. Edit: Since there's confusion: this is a common spelling of the word "retarded" to get around filters. They just used it here, where there is no filter, because they wanted to use a slur but know it's looked down upon to use slurs.
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TheTechnician27
lemmy.world
TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-07-25 |
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Did you know it was wrong to use the slur but wanted to anyway? Explain to the class. |
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Carmakazi
piefed.social
Carmakazi@piefed.social Joined: 2025-10-17 |
Using an ableist slur but pussyfooting around it by swapping out the 't'. What a little bitch. Commit to being a shithead or don't. Edit: Since there's confusion: this is a common spelling of the word "retarded" to get around filters. They just used it here, where there is no filter, because they wanted to use a slur but know it's looked down upon to use slurs.
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LowtierComputer
lemmy.world
LowtierComputer@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-10 |
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Am I stupid? What slur is he talking about? |
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huppakee
lemmy.world
huppakee@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-05-15 |
one dead victim, perp is alive and in custody They are cousins perpSays: they were drinking all day perpSays: victim started a fight over who's enchilada was spicier (enchiladas were made from same batch so they couldnt be differently spicy) perpSays: victim punches perp (perp probably has defensive wounds or some other indicia) perp shoots victim perpSays: victim has threatened his life before...
Let's just say i'm glad i'm not a judge. |
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TheTechnician27
lemmy.world
TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-07-25 |
Am I stupid? What slur is he talking about?
They're using the word "retarded" but swapping out the 't' for a 'g' as self-censorship. See: the comment below from another user making this more explicit by calling me "fucking retard". |
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cheese_greater
lemmy.world
cheese_greater@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-11 |
We're family! We're family! How could you do this to me?" afternoon drinking alcohol and cooking green chile enchiladas. They do take their green chile very seriously in New Mexico. So I think the outrage was more oriented at a family member dissing their green chile more than it was about throwing hands. Those are fighting words in Hatch pepper country.
Is there a bullshit crime of passion defense besides the self-defense angle (cousin punched perp) Thats is or used to be a thing in stereotypicalky "passionate" locales Italy or Spain or something |
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TheTechnician27
lemmy.world
TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-07-25 |
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TranscendentalEmpire
lemmy.today
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-09 |
Is there a bullshit crime of passion defense besides the self-defense angle (cousin punched perp) Thats is or used to be a thing in stereotypicalky "passionate" locales Italy or Spain or something
It would probably be the difference between murder and manslaughter. Crime of passion usually argues you had no prior intent. |
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tal
lemmy.today
tal@lemmy.todayJoined: 2023-10-04 |
Is there a bullshit crime of passion defense besides the self-defense angle (cousin punched perp) Thats is or used to be a thing in stereotypicalky "passionate" locales Italy or Spain or something
There is a "fighting words" exception to the First Amendment, which has been narrowed by courts so far as honor culture has declined that it's mostly non-operative today. That isn't a defense for someone who attacks someone who says something, but it did recognize that there was a social culture at one point of not being able to just outright insult someone without them having a social obligation to respond violently, so it permitted laws against such insults. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighting_words
The idea here is that you can't just go around calling someone a fascist without expecting them to immediately shoot you or otherwise hurt you in response, so to avoid that, it's constitutionally-acceptable for legislators to pass laws to prohibit someone from calling someone else a fascist like that. Over the years, it's been steadily narrowed by a series of court decisions.
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finalarbiter
lemmy.dbzer0.com
finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2023-08-16 |
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Use the slur and own being a shithead or shut up. "Regarded" is as pathetic as maga trying to dogwhistle "fuck joe biden" with "let's go brandon" |
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nocturne
slrpnk.net
nocturne@slrpnk.netJoined: 2025-06-13 |
Why does this article have multiple AI slop photos of enchilladas? I'd almost understand the one – just to have something there if you're lazy and useless as fuck – but there are four.
And none of them are New Mexican enchiladas, we like 'em flat here. |
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motruck
lemmy.zip
motruck@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-08-23 |
We're family! We're family! How could you do this to me?" afternoon drinking alcohol and cooking green chile enchiladas. They do take their green chile very seriously in New Mexico. So I think the outrage was more oriented at a family member dissing their green chile more than it was about throwing hands. Those are fighting words in Hatch pepper country.
Trump logic number 1. |
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captainlezbian
lemmy.world
captainlezbian@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-29 |
Now that's a New Mexico ass headline |
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Matt
lemmy.blahaj.zone
macaro@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2023-07-07 |
We're family! We're family! How could you do this to me?" afternoon drinking alcohol and cooking green chile enchiladas. They do take their green chile very seriously in New Mexico. So I think the outrage was more oriented at a family member dissing their green chile more than it was about throwing hands. Those are fighting words in Hatch pepper country.
My first thought was “green or red?”. |
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Zorque
lemmy.world
Zorque@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-13 |
one dead victim, perp is alive and in custody They are cousins perpSays: they were drinking all day perpSays: victim started a fight over who's enchilada was spicier (enchiladas were made from same batch so they couldnt be differently spicy) perpSays: victim punches perp (perp probably has defensive wounds or some other indicia) perp shoots victim perpSays: victim has threatened his life before...
Did the victim have a gun? Was there a reason the perp didnt just walk away? I see a lot of "this is a good reason to shoot someone because they made me angry" and not a lot of "I feared for my life and killing someone was the only thing I could do to prevent it" in your list. |
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darvocet
infosec.pub
darvocet@infosec.pub Joined: 2023-06-23 |
What the actual fuck? I read this whole article and they didn't answer the question. Who's enchiladas where hotter? |
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cheese_greater
lemmy.world
cheese_greater@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-11 |
Did the victim have a gun? Was there a reason the perp didnt just walk away? I see a lot of "this is a good reason to shoot someone because they made me angry" and not a lot of "I feared for my life and killing someone was the only thing I could do to prevent it" in your list.
Ya, all that will have to come out as part of the Defense if he want the aquittal. Its certainly possible |
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nocturne
slrpnk.net
nocturne@slrpnk.netJoined: 2025-06-13 |
What the actual fuck? I read this whole article and they didn't answer the question. Who's enchiladas where hotter?
Asking the real questions holmes. |
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nocturne
slrpnk.net
nocturne@slrpnk.netJoined: 2025-06-13 |
My first thought was “green or red?”.
Green chile is best chile. |
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nocturne
slrpnk.net
nocturne@slrpnk.netJoined: 2025-06-13 |
Did the victim have a gun? Was there a reason the perp didnt just walk away? I see a lot of "this is a good reason to shoot someone because they made me angry" and not a lot of "I feared for my life and killing someone was the only thing I could do to prevent it" in your list.
Alcohol and machismo. |
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LowtierComputer
lemmy.world
LowtierComputer@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-10 |
They're using the word "retarded" but swapping out the 't' for a 'g' as self-censorship. See: the comment below from another user making this more explicit by calling me "fucking retard".
I don't remember what they wrote, but I can imagine it. |
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TheTechnician27
lemmy.world
TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-07-25 |
one dead victim, perp is alive and in custody They are cousins perpSays: they were drinking all day perpSays: victim started a fight over who's enchilada was spicier (enchiladas were made from same batch so they couldnt be differently spicy) perpSays: victim punches perp (perp probably has defensive wounds or some other indicia) perp shoots victim perpSays: victim has threatened his life before...
This is a lie by omission.
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ExoticCherryPigeon
piefed.social
StealthLizardDrop@piefed.social Joined: 2026-03-08 |
Read that as "Man fatally shoots cousin during a heated argument over whose echidnas were spicier" and it didn't make much sense |
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sydd
lemmy.world
sydd@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-11-04 |
Read that as "Man fatally shoots cousin during a heated argument over whose echidnas were spicier" and it didn't make much sense
It doesn't make sense any way you read it. |
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Whats_your_reasoning
lemmy.world
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-09-22 |
A witness, who identified himself as a cousin to both men, told investigators that the group had spent the afternoon drinking alcohol and cooking green chile enchiladas. Alcohol and enchiladas: a recipe for irresolvable conflict. The dispute escalated outside the apartment, leading to a physical fight in which Cavazos punched Gutierrez, leaving him bleeding, the witness reported. After the fist...
I'll be thinking of this story next time a company claims that, "We're a family here." |
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Optional
lemmy.world
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-09 |
Percent chance they were drunk: 110% |
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workerONE
lemmy.world
workerONE@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-11 |
Hey Ervin, my enchiladas are spicier than yours |
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rmuk
feddit.uk
rmuk@feddit.ukJoined: 2023-06-12 |
Without condoning... or condemning... I understand. |
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nocturne
slrpnk.net
nocturne@slrpnk.netJoined: 2025-06-13 |
Percent chance they were drunk: 110%
You are correct. |
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Garbagio
lemmy.zip
Garbagio@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-09-02 |
Puro |
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pawb.social
Kolanaki@pawb.socialJoined: 2024-10-06 |
And none of them are New Mexican enchiladas, we like 'em flat here.
Flat?! That ain't an enchillada. It's a tostada or a quesadilla. |
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Trex
lemmy.world
Trex202@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-01-03 |
A witness, who identified himself as a cousin to both men, told investigators that the group had spent the afternoon drinking alcohol and cooking green chile enchiladas. You are correct.
Sounds like a good last day |
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nocturne
slrpnk.net
nocturne@slrpnk.netJoined: 2025-06-13 |
Flat?! That ain't an enchillada. It's a tostada or a quesadilla.
Spoken like someone who has never had one.
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TrackinDaKraken
lemmy.world
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-02-26 |
Use the slur and own being a shithead or shut up. "Regarded" is as pathetic as maga trying to dogwhistle "fuck joe biden" with "let's go brandon"
It won't be long before neurodivergent is a slur, too: New research reveals mixed feelings about the terms “neurodiversity” and “neurodivergent” |
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pawb.social
Kolanaki@pawb.socialJoined: 2024-10-06 |
Spoken like someone who has never had one. https://freshchileco.com/blogs/fresh-chile-recipes/the-original-hatch-red-chile-enchiladas-a-family-recipe-from-the-heart-of-hatch-new-mexico
No, I have had tostadas. 😤 |
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nocturne
slrpnk.net
nocturne@slrpnk.netJoined: 2025-06-13 |
No, I have had tostadas. 😤
A tostada is nothing like an enchilada. |
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blueduck
piefed.social
blueduck@piefed.social Joined: 2025-10-19 |
And none of them are New Mexican enchiladas, we like 'em flat here.
What do you mean flat? |
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nocturne
slrpnk.net
nocturne@slrpnk.netJoined: 2025-06-13 |
What do you mean flat?
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Sharkticon
lemmy.zip
Sharkticon@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-12-21 |
I get it. |
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🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞
lemmy.world
daychilde@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-13 |
Now that's a New Mexico ass headline
eh, I thought it was okay ;-) |
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🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞
lemmy.world
daychilde@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-13 |
Flat?! That ain't an enchillada. It's a tostada or a quesadilla.
Oh. Food gatekeeping. Fuck food gatekeeping. I'll take this plate of enchiladas. And a plate of more standard Texmax ones. And some Mexican ones. Give them allllllllll to me and keep them away from people who don't appreciate good food. |
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