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FuckyourFeels
lemmy.world
AviAdi@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-08-23 |
~3 min news report on man arrested for bringing guillotine on his pickup truck to Washington DC |
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Reygle
lemmy.world
Reygle@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
Good luck finding a jury who will convict an innocent man. I'd buy him a beer. |
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shittydwarf
piefed.ca
shittydwarf@piefed.ca Joined: 2026-05-28 |
What's the charge? |
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Reygle
lemmy.world
Reygle@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
What's the charge?
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ccunning
lemmy.world
ccunning@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-01 |
What's the charge?
A misdemeanor charge of βCarrying a dangerous weapon outside a home or place of businessβ according to the document shown in the video |
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thejoker954
lemmy.world
thejoker954@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-05-01 |
Good luck finding a jury who will convict an innocent man. I'd buy him a beer.
Unfortunately his lawyers will tell him to make a plea deal before it even gets to a jury |
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Reygle
lemmy.world
Reygle@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
Unfortunately his lawyers will tell him to make a plea deal before it even gets to a jury
Let's hope he's smarter than that. |
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FuckyourFeels
lemmy.world
AviAdi@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-08-23 |
What's the charge?
Bringing a dangerous weapon to public space. The damn pickup was more dangerous than that guillotine ππ€£ |
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Proprietary_Blend
lemmy.world
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-12-25 |
Bringing a dangerous weapon to public space. The damn pickup was more dangerous than that guillotine ππ€£
OMG π€£ππ€£π€£πππππ€£π€£ππ€£π |
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givesomefucks
lemmy.world
givesomefucks@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
Unfortunately his lawyers will tell him to make a plea deal before it even gets to a jury
If everyone banded together and refused to ever take a plea deal, it would completely overwhelm our justice system and make it impossible not to enact reform. The government literally doesn't have the resources to take everyone they imprison to trial, and they need the private prisons filled. If they can't fill the cots, private equity moves somewhere profitable. Once theyre gone, they stop paying lobbyists, once there's no prison lobbyists, no politician is really going to give a fuck. But it's literally a prisoner dilemma. |
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Proprietary_Blend
lemmy.world
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-12-25 |
Weasels ripped my flesh |
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KayLeadfoot
fedia.io
KayLeadfoot@fedia.ioJoined: 2025-02-19 |
What, is carpentry illegal now...? |
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Canaconda
lemmy.ca
Canconda@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-07-10 |
Hey OP that youtube video is geo restricted to somewhere outside Canada FYI |
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FuckyourFeels
lemmy.world
AviAdi@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-08-23 |
Hey OP that youtube video is geo restricted to somewhere outside Canada FYI
Ok I'll share a new link standby |
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FuckyourFeels
lemmy.world
AviAdi@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-08-23 |
Hey OP that youtube video is geo restricted to somewhere outside Canada FYI
https://imgur.com/a/AtZMIex |
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Gork
sopuli.xyz
Gork@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2023-06-01 |
That's why you gotta bring it in parts, or build one up over time at the destination and replacing parts that deteriorate over time like a Guillotine of Thesus (this also makes it harder to prosecute because is it really the same guillotine). |
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eurodyne
piefed.world
eurodyne@piefed.world Joined: 2026-07-25 |
A misdemeanor charge of βCarrying a dangerous weapon outside a home or place of businessβ according to the document shown in the video
A misdemeanor? What, is there a fine? |
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Bahnd Rollard
lemmy.world
Bahnd@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-08-26 |
Bringing a dangerous weapon to public space. The damn pickup was more dangerous than that guillotine ππ€£
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct. Trucks kill people every day, last time a guillotine killed anyone "officially" was in 1977. |
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FuckyourFeels
lemmy.world
AviAdi@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-08-23 |
A misdemeanor? What, is there a fine?
Yea you'd figure it would just be a fine but they arrested him and held him in jail |
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Blibly
lemmy.world
Blibly@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-05-01 |
OMG π€£ππ€£π€£πππππ€£π€£ππ€£π
Grandma? |
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Nastybutler
lemmy.world
Nastybutler@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-24 |
What's the charge?
Eating a meal. A succulent Chinese meal. |
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Proprietary_Blend
lemmy.world
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-12-25 |
Grandma?
No. This is your new step grandpa. Granny's mouth is busy right now. |
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BC_viper
lemmy.world
BC_viper@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-05-17 |
Good luck finding a jury who will convict an innocent man. I'd buy him a beer.
And he already had that completely normal bottle opener he brought with him. |
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Talcosis
lemmy.zip
impairedimperator@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-06-03 |
If everyone banded together and refused to ever take a plea deal, it would completely overwhelm our justice system and make it impossible not to enact reform. The government literally doesn't have the resources to take everyone they imprison to trial, and they need the private prisons filled. If they can't fill the cots, private equity moves somewhere profitable. Once theyre gone, they stop pay...
Quick question: where do the people awaiting trial go? |
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Cort
lemmy.world
Cort@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-09-06 |
The government literally doesnβt have the resources to take everyone they imprison to trial, and they need the private prisons filled. Quick question: where do the people awaiting trial go?
Short term prisoners (convicted or not) usually go to jail, prison is typically for people sentenced to more than a year. |
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ChicoSuave
lemmy.world
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-12 |
Good luck finding a jury who will convict an innocent man. I'd buy him a beer.
I want to buy his art installation of a guillotine. |
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frustrated_phagocytosis
fedia.io
frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io Joined: 2024-03-03 |
I see the mistake here. It has to be a gun/guillotine and then you're free to tote it in public. |
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Clay_pidgin
sh.itjust.works
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-14 |
Do we remember the gallows brought to the U.S. Capitol by the insurrectionists on January 6th? |
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Penguin_1024
piefed.zip
Penguin_1024@piefed.zip Joined: 2025-07-17 |
A misdemeanor? What, is there a fine?
And he's wasn't carrying the guillotine. It's too big to be carried by 1 person. |
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Default Username
lemmy.dbzer0.com
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-06-12 |
So much for the 2nd amendment. |
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osanna
lemmy.vg
osanna@lemmy.vg Joined: 2026-02-24 |
Do we remember the gallows brought to the U.S. Capitol by the insurrectionists on January 6th?
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eurodyne
piefed.world
eurodyne@piefed.world Joined: 2026-07-25 |
And he's wasn't carrying the guillotine. It's too big to be carried by 1 person.
Iβm sure. I seriously doubt that an operational guillotine small enough to be carried by a single person would be considered a threat to another person. possibly to a small animal. |
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eurodyne
piefed.world
eurodyne@piefed.world Joined: 2026-07-25 |
Yea you'd figure it would just be a fine but they arrested him and held him in jail
Assholes |
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Zannsolo
lemmy.world
Zannsolo@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-17 |
The government literally doesnβt have the resources to take everyone they imprison to trial, and they need the private prisons filled. Quick question: where do the people awaiting trial go?
Depends on the state, but either way it overwhelms all parts of the system. |
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BobbyNevada
discuss.tchncs.de
BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-07-09 |
Eating a meal. A succulent Chinese meal.
Get your hands off me! |
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massacre
lemmy.world
massacre@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-21 |
What, is carpentry illegal now...?
What's the charge, building a succulent piece of mahogany furniture with metal trim? |
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isles
lemmy.world
isles@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-09-26 |
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Spineless cunts or controlled opposition working as intended? (I know, I know, porque no los dos) |
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