What are the odds democrats win every seat available, they remove Trump and his cronies from office and prosecute them, cats sing with dogs, candy falls from the sky, climate change reverses, world peace is declared, the cost of living is cut in half, and Hollywood only makes good movies from now on?

Anything good? Pretty likely.

Your entire wishlist? Vanishingly unlikely.

Any one thing from your wishlist? The cats / dogs duet is the most likely.

There's a good chance of most of that, but I'll eat my hat if any of the Epstein crew face any real consequences this soon.

YES! I can't wait for sky candy!

It has been foretold that in the November of the twenty-sixth year of the twenty-first century no good will occur. Children with not laugh, birds will not sing, and a dark pestilence will spread across the blood soaked land of broken promises. Only when the last light of day fades on the last day of the year will good return for a brief time before becoming lost again to all those that draw breath until the last of them shall die.

So it is written, so shall it be.

What are the odds anything good happens this November?

What are the odds democrats win every seat available, they remove Trump and his cronies from office and prosecute them, cats sing with dogs, candy falls from the sky, climate change reverses, world peace is declared, the cost of living is cut in half, and Hollywood only makes good movies from now on?

Yeah, I can already see it now...

• Democrats win all seats as tech trillionaire Elon Musk joins Democratic Party
• Elon Musk prosecutes Trump and most of his staff with AI judges
• Global pet pandemic enters new phase, mad cat virus now infects dogs!
• [Not the Onion] Candy crushes children's playground, 6 grade school children announced dead.
• Climate crisis reverses, we're entering a new ice age!!
• US President Elon Musk declares world peace
• 50% of global population dies off. On the bright side, people can now afford groceries again
• Is Hollywood too fash? Hollywood regains monopoly over world cinema after brief period of Chinese cinema amid controversy as Homelander becomes America's new favorite icon.

It will help my hat taste better.

Damn, guess I wished on a monkey paw