no oxygen. literally petrifying.

But the view will be breathtaking.

Big ass sign that says “Welcome to Theia 2”

That's not what petrifying means

Okay so what happens when they take all of Earth's most precious resources with them when they leave... you know what, fuck it we ball, let's roll out!

Just data centers humming on geothermal and a desert wasteland.

Microslop itself *

How will you be able to talk to Houston if your Teams is not working?

In Microsoft Teams, no one can hear you scream.

I would rather he stay here and burn on the planet he and other rich assholes have fucked up and we go to Mars and start over without those parasites.

Claude.

That's far more terrifying than Teams.

give it time

A MAGA hat.

Wait a second....how do yoh decide it's 4 long and 200 wide instead of 200 long and 4 wide?

Why do I see a fucking face looking at this picture it's like Mars has extreme apathy or depression with this face => •_•

I think Mars is still an oxide planet. Surely a petrofying planet would be carbonic, like Titan?

I like the idea, but the implementation is stilted at best.

I am so fucking annoyed by Microsoft lately. Their mulitstep security that sometimes makes you repeat all the steps randomly. The pain if you have to use multiple accounts. That is almost all for work. And as a teacher, it takes too much time to do these things while trying to run a class, while also having to use a phone to authenticate! Such bullshit!

I hate when companies put too many services under one account. It's shit like that which makes you need 2FA for bloody Minecraft.