Oh this acts of the divine are just divine!

It would fix so many problens if we just had a gay shadow government established that rule the world.

I, as a straight person, would probably do the same thing until I found out that I had to, like, I don't know, suck a dick to do it.

Like, that's gonna be the angriest blowjob that ever happened.

I'd be the light yagami grindr guy.

Good point! In my younger days, there were a few times when I almost wish I had the power to turn a few muscled hotties gay simply with the power of persuasion cause it would have been a lot cheaper that way. Just kidding. I kid. Kidding. Is joke. Gay joke.

Addendum: Shoutout to the dude that lets me blow him just so we can kill you know who.

Cheaper?

Turns out to be Peter Thiel

Fucking monkey's paw bullshit.

Or, hear me out, the guy could blow you. Mayhaps not as straight as thou protests.

And Scott Bessant...

they were roommates