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oldmanalex sh.itjust.works oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-08-15
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IrateAnteater sh.itjust.works IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-07
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I would just like to inform this guy's wife that I hold the exact opposite view.

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JakenVeina midwest.social JakenVeina@midwest.social
Joined: 2025-06-12
#3 · Quote Reply

That poor woman.

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RestlessNotions sh.itjust.works RestlessNotions@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-12-09
#4 · Quote Reply

So the reverse is true, right? Wife will not have sex unless ovulating or perform sex acts that can't result in pregnancy. Byebye blow jobs.

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oldmanalex sh.itjust.works oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-08-15
#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

So the reverse is true, right? Wife will not have sex unless ovulating or perform sex acts that can't result in pregnancy. Byebye blow jobs.

TIL my wife is maga

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WarTowel lemmy.world WarTowel@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-23
#6 · Quote Reply

TIL that I'm gay

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resipsaloquitur lemmy.cafe resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe
Joined: 2026-04-14
#7 · Quote Reply

Brother’s pull-out game is weak is what I’m hearing.

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Mac mander.xyz Mac@mander.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-14
#8 · Quote Reply

And she loves that about him. lol

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shartgargle lemmy.zip shartgargle@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-09
#9 · Quote Reply

Brother’s pull-out game is weak is what I’m hearing.

But his cousins is solid.

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BarneyPiccolo lemmy.today BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-30
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She's going to cheat on him.

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a_non_monotonic_function lemmy.world a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-10-22
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...and then I put my pee pee in her and the moment I was inside I wept like a child. She put her hands around my head and whispered that it was OK and confirmed how much the experience meant to her.

I put my lips against her ear and whispered back "no homo."

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