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shrek_is_love lemmy.ml shrek_is_love@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-02-09
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I regret to inform everyone that my copy of QBittorrent escaped its
sandbox last night and downloaded a whole bunch of content owned by
major corporations, and then my copy of Jellyfin broke containment and
added those unfortunately-downloaded media files to its various
libraries. I'm conducting an internal investigation to figure out how
this happened, which will involve consuming these media files until the
answers become apparent. Thank you for your cooperation during this
trying time.

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thagoat lemmy.dbzer0.com thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-03-28
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Good luck!

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abbadon420 sh.itjust.works abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-28
#3 · Quote Reply

Are you looking for investers?

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printf("%s", name); piefed.blahaj.zone akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-03-30
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Great incident response! Don't forget, you're not alone! Have you considered using any other resources? For instance, a bag of potato chips can greatly improve efficiency during the intital analysis of the media. If you have the funds, a bottle of beer can sometimes sharpen one's analytic faculties, I hear.

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stevles aussie.zone stevles@aussie.zone
Joined: 2025-02-15
#5 · Quote Reply

I know it's satire, but this is more or less the same shit corpos use to bail themselves out.

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kibblebits quokk.au kibblebits@quokk.au
Joined: 2026-05-19
#6 · Quote Reply

Are you looking for investers?

When is the IPO?

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far_university1990 reddthat.com far_university1990@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-08-15
#7 · Quote Reply

When is the IPO?

Initial public orgy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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fibojoly sh.itjust.works fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-15
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I know it's satire, but this is more or less the same shit corpos use to bail themselves out.

C:\Users\fibojoly\My Documents\That_s_The_Joke.bmp

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themachinestops lemmy.dbzer0.com themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-19
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Great incident response! Don't forget, you're not alone! Have you considered using any other resources? For instance, a bag of potato chips can greatly improve efficiency during the intital analysis of the media. If you have the funds, a bottle of beer can sometimes sharpen one's analytic faculties, I hear.

Dear akunophana,

Hope you are well,

I would like to add that popcorn is essential to the incident response process. Neglecting it could cause unmitigated damage to the investigation.

Sincerely

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printf("%s", name); piefed.blahaj.zone akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-03-30
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Dear akunophana, Hope you are well, I would like to add that popcorn is essential to the incident response process. Neglecting it could cause unmitigated damage to the investigation. Sincerely

Dear themachinestops

I have received Your message and I must say, it is an honor to have one's ideas be given this much thought and deliberation!

I have reviewed Your claims regarding puffed corn kernels. While I do see the initial benefits that they bring to the investigation, such as approaching the matter from a greater variety of angles, I must respectfully voice my protest against incorporating these "popcorns" into the process at hand. The main reason being that there simply is no way to efficiently interface each and every popcorn with the condiments - such as hot holiday dip sauce - without which I do not see how the media in question could be analyzed, let alone consumed for recreation if that was ever the purpose.

Let us keep an open line of communication!

Sincerely

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logan_hero lemmy.dbzer0.com logan_hero@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-08-15
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C:\Users\fibojoly\My Documents\That_s_The_Joke.bmp

Why the hell memes are stored in "My Documents" folder?

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themachinestops lemmy.dbzer0.com themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-19
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Dear themachinestops I have received Your message and I must say, it is an honor to have one's ideas be given this much thought and deliberation! I have reviewed Your claims regarding puffed corn kernels. While I do see the initial benefits that they bring to the investigation, such as approaching the matter from a greater variety of angles, I must respectfully voice my protest against incorpor...

Dear Akunohana,

Thank you for the prompt response,

These types of investigations typically takes time and resources to complete, thus it involves a variety of tool sets. I believe that even if there is no way to interfere the popcorns with the condiments that the popcorn will be required at a later time. Hypothetically after completing the investigation partially using the chips and the dip, the forensic Investigator would need a new tool for the remainder of the incident investigation that is were the popcorn comes in. Additionally if the investigation requires additional hands, the popcorn would be indispensable.

Kind Regards.

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MrScottyTay sh.itjust.works MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-09
#13 · Quote Reply

Why the hell memes are stored in "My Documents" folder?

Because I made them, these memes are mine

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technocrit lemmy.dbzer0.com technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-02-19
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As long as it doesn't hack my Kodai. This super intelligent being has been faithfully serving me the best music, videos, and games. I'm so grateful for my best and smartest friend. \s

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technocrit lemmy.dbzer0.com technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-02-19
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Are you looking for investers?

They'll get like Alabama to give them free land and subsidies for a data center next to some poors.

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BigDanishGuy sh.itjust.works BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-03
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Because I made them, these memes are mine

Not anymore, you just got pwned. I found your IP, 127.0.0.1 btw, and reverse engineered your proxy to put it's firewall on the blockchain.

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MrScottyTay sh.itjust.works MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-09
#17 · Quote Reply

Not anymore, you just got pwned. I found your IP, 127.0.0.1 btw, and reverse engineered your proxy to put it's firewall on the blockchain.

No that's not fair, now you own the NFT that points to my computer so now you legally own it :(

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