Taint looking like he's about to play Gollum in the Armenian live-production of The Hobbit.

What has Gollum ever done to deserve this?

Man I'm glad I started shaving my head when I did. For anyone out there also dealing with going bald, fully committing usually looks better than pretending it's not happening.

Trump isn't saving him this time?

He looks like the end result of a dog hacking up a white chocolate raisin on the carpet.

as someone in the same boat, 💯️ agreed

lol I read that as "Trump isn’t shaving him this time?" and wondered when that happened before 😂️

Fellas please shave your balls. This picture is a warning.

My dad and uncle look like twins, but my dad always shaved his head and my uncle tried the 3-hair combover to cover it up. So I grew up seeing how much better my dad always looked, and the second I noticed my receding hairline, I committed. Looking back at old pics, it was still probably a year or two later than I should have. The blinders are real.

Shaved or not, my balls look WAY better than this shit stain.

Reminds me of this guy:

He is one ugly motherfucker. Inside matches outside.

Just 2 alphas doing alpha things

And Armenia.

"I'm not trying to shade dudes who struggle with hair loss..."

*Proceeds to shade a dude who struggles with hair loss*

Shading a rapist hits different

I've tried it before, but I've been told that when I shave my head I look as if I'm on cancer treatment. So I guess I still look better with the hair that I've got.

I am struggling with hair loss but I Iaughed

Soooo itchy, like, wouldn't wish upon my enemies itchy. Can't be scratching my junk in public that often.

Yep. As soon as it starts going I'm gonna go turtle-wax bald

A lollipop whose father is also his uncle.

And the concept of live performance

And my axe

Slithered all over middle earth starving and eating dead things to bite off Frodo Baggin's finger? Is this a trick question?

When your family tree is a wreath

What a bunch of clowns.

Clear aloe gel from the drugstore. Not the aftersun with "cooling" medicine for sunburn, you've been warned.

Just the plain clear stuff. Prevents ingrown hairs and makes it all sterile and not inflamed. Good slippage when dry too. You'll be sticky for about 5 minutes while it sets.

Trying does not imply succeeding

I'll give it to you 😆👍

lol that too

So when is Harry and the Hendersons 2 coming out?

He rolled under the couch in search of his Precious.

Sad Gollum.

Depending on what they meant by that it could be they needed a period to adjust to the new look. I know it took a while before people forgot what I even looked like with hair.

> How come you look so good?
< After a while people forgot how I used to look

(No shade though, i'm genuinely happy you're happy with how you look.)

Can you grow a beard? I had a couple of years after shaving where I looked like a thumb, but a beard changed everything.

If you get a small trimmer and trim carefully (!) you can skip the phase where your hairs grow through your skin, which likely causes the itch. If the itch is there immediately after shaving and only lasts for the first hours after you shaved, the itch is more likely caused by the chemicals you put on your skin, use a shaving cream for sensitive skin and avoid everything with alcohol (such as after-shave).

I vote we have one more set of your balls and one less set of Tates.

Also your head might not have tanned yet, that helps.

I read that too, then read your response, and saw the upvotes you got. Guess we're not the only two who, for a moment, pictured Trump shaving him.

Same, my forehead has gotten so tall

Dawg even if I just trim an inch off, the new hair ends hit skin funny and I can't handle it. Fucking curlies

Dude is charged with trafficking for taking the Hobbits to Isengard against their will.

In that case i'd argue anyone seeing your balls just has to deal with it. And on the positive side; fashion changes.

I’ve made it to my mid 40s with full coverage. Not sure if I would shave it completely or go with a #1 or #2 all over when my time comes.

I guess it depends on where/how it happens?

The beard changed everything ... from the front.

Sorry to break it to you like this.

Yea, luckily I'm married, so nobody looks at my balls but me.

Hey, that was a good show. Harry would have smacked the Tates into the next century.

The fuck is up with his ears? Reminds me of stereoscopic rangefinders.

everyone else in jails and prisons get access to razors, unless you are on a watch. So he is either doing this to be like 'look how they treated me, poor me alpha tears' or like I said before they have him on a watch.