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Sundray
lemmus.org
sundray@lemmus.orgJoined: 2023-12-19 |
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bitteroldcoot
piefed.social
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social Joined: 2025-11-22 |
Dude, I don’t need a clue, I have ibs. Trust me, there is no mystery to be solved here. |
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Deme
sopuli.xyz
Deme@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2023-08-09 |
Imagine the opportunities for marketing and insurance analytics that we and our 758 partners could do with that data once these become normalized... |
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Apeman42
lemmy.world
Apeman42@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-01 |
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Bluegrass_Addict
lemmy.ca
Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-10-21 |
Imagine the opportunities for marketing and insurance analytics that we and our 758 partners could do with that data once these become normalized...
I'll wear shirts as underwear before this junk... corporate logo facing inwards of course. these companies deserve nothing but the best I can make. |
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BananaPeal
sh.itjust.works
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-26 |
I don't need my underwear to tell me that I shouldn't be consuming dairy. My wife rolling down the car window and sticking her head out is all I need. |
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AXH
lemmy.zip
AXH@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-06-03 |
Smart Pipe Inc. is a registered sex offender.
Immediately what came to mind, classic Infomercial |
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nightwatch_admin
lemmy.world
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-03-17 |
This is something for Diaper Donnie, and the readings should be public info (readable via api) by law. |
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dis_honestfamiliar
lemmy.sdf.org
dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org Joined: 2024-12-01 |
Not enough fiber you say. I thought French fries, being a vegetable, would have plenty of fiber. |
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aarch0x40
piefed.social
aarch0x40@piefed.socialJoined: 2025-11-14 |
Imagine the opportunities for marketing and insurance analytics that we and our 758 partners could do with that data once these become normalized...
This is an inroads to designer farts. 💨 💨 💨 |
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postmateDumbass
lemmy.world
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
Imagine the opportunities for marketing and insurance analytics that we and our 758 partners could do with that data once these become normalized...
The environmental benefits! All that methane can be ignited and burned at the source! |
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postmateDumbass
lemmy.world
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
This is an inroads to designer farts. 💨 💨 💨
New Glade Aszpouri scents just dropped! |
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huppakee
lemmy.world
huppakee@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-05-15 |
This is something for Diaper Donnie, and the readings should be public info (readable via api) by law.
Don't we already know whats going on there? Could be just me, but i dont want more details. |
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SatansMaggotyCumFart
piefed.social
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-16 |
I don't need my underwear to tell me that I shouldn't be consuming dairy. My wife rolling down the car window and sticking her head out is all I need.
That’s why you can disable the windows from the drivers side. I call it the fart switch. |
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Optional
lemmy.world
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-09 |
Someone just said that out loud, on purpose, with no hint of irony or sarcasm. |
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HobbitFoot
thelemmy.club
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club Joined: 2023-06-16 |
That’s why you can disable the windows from the drivers side. I call it the fart switch.
Give them air! You got what you wanted! |
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Hupf
feddit.org
Hupf@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-07-24 |
Smart underwear Someone just said that out loud, on purpose, with no hint of irony or sarcasm.
Look at Ms. Smartypanties over there? |
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matt1126
feddit.uk
matt1126@feddit.uk Joined: 2023-08-04 |
I'll wear shirts as underwear before this junk... corporate logo facing inwards of course. these companies deserve nothing but the best I can make.
I’ll learn to make my own. |
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finallymadeanaccount
lemmy.world
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-12-31 |
Just read this headline to my mother and she said, "Give a pair to Trump!" We might get some insights into exactly what's wrong with the bastard. |
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slaacaa
lemmy.world
slaacaa@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-11 |
Can I sync it with the smart toilet that takes photos of my shit? Otherwise I’m not interested Tap for spoiler/s |
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ParadoxSeahorse
lemmy.world
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-29 |
That’s why you can disable the windows from the drivers side. I call it the fart switch.
Checks out |
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ParadoxSeahorse
lemmy.world
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-29 |
Lady holding in a fart [OP pictured]
Ladies playing the trumpet irl |
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nilloc
discuss.tchncs.de
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-06-22 |
New Glade Aszpouri scents just dropped!
$1000 per injection available exclusively from Bozo Nordisk. |
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