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ickplant lemmy.world ickplant@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
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betterdeadthanreddit lemmy.world betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-06
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The additional feliney charge of catnip possession was later reduced to a meowsdemeanor in a deal with the purrosecutor.
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Vandals_handle lemmy.world Vandals_handle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-14
#3 · Quote Reply

Guilty as charged. Sentenced to scritches and kisses. Sentence to be served concurrently.
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nocturne slrpnk.net nocturne@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2025-06-13
#4 · Quote Reply

Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal
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Gutek8134 lemmy.world Gutek8134@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-05
#5 · Quote Reply

Creating nuclear codes
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Jack slrpnk.net JustJack23@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-06-15
#6 · Quote Reply

War crimes in Kosovo
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islandcoda42 lemmy.zip islandcoda42@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-03-14
#7 · Quote Reply

Illegal possession of cuteness in excess, open smolness, felony ekekek-ing at birds, and illegal distribution of toe beans. Better call smol 😍
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Vandals_handle lemmy.world Vandals_handle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-14
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply
islandcoda42 wrote:
Illegal possession of cuteness in excess, open smolness, felony ekekek-ing at birds, and illegal distribution of toe beans. Better call smol 😍

Brilliant: adjective. Extremely intelligent. Also full of light, shining.
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wonderingwanderer sopuli.xyz wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-12-31
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betterdeadthanreddit wrote:
The additional feliney charge of catnip possession was later reduced to a meowsdemeanor in a deal with the purrosecutor.

The defendant entered the plea "nyat guilty"
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