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Bosses Concerned That GTA 6 Release Will Cause Massive Drop in Productivity
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return2ozma lemmy.world return2ozma@lemmy.world
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TheAgeOfSuperboredom lemmy.ca TheAgeOfSuperboredom@lemmy.ca
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Oh no! My precious productivity. How will I ever afford my fifth super yacht?

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mystic-macaroni lemmy.ml wuphysics87@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-05
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Oh no! My precious productivity. How will I ever afford my fifth super yacht?

I gta you steal them

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yxc999 lemmy.ml yxc999@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-08-02
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Oh no! My precious productivity. How will I ever afford my fifth super yacht?

Oh no! Think of all the unproductivity (people being happy) and the devestating impact (not being able to exploit people for your own financial gain) that would cause!

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☂️- lemmy.ml umbrella@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-07-12
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no time for consuming slop! only spend!

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Daryl76679 lemmy.ml Daryl76679@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2022-02-14
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Reminds me of how the World Cup causes a contraction in some countries’ GDP due to a lose of productivity

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DebatableRaccoon lemmy.ca DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-24
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Oh no! The slaves underpaid workers will be using the paid time off we're forced to allow them to have!

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RockBottom feddit.org RockBottom@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-03-15
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Well, on the other hand, ending constant distractions will cause revolution.

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Helix 🧬 feddit.org helix@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-07-27
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They take entire weeks off? Oh my God. Society will collapse.

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TheOriginalMattman lemmy.world TheOriginalMattman@lemmy.world
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I'm a 46 year old manager in a company that trades €25m per year and I have already told my boss not to expect my presence for at least a week when this comes out.

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Voidish lemmy.ml Voidish@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-08-13
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I'm a 46 year old manager in a company that trades €25m per year and I have already told my boss not to expect my presence for at least a week when this comes out.

Have fun, drink water.

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