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fireweed lemmy.world fireweed@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/71043095

One hand, full extension, no hesitation. The laws of physics were consulted and chose not to comment. The prophecy never said the sword would be light.

Credit: Andrew R Gamboa
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schipelblorp sh.itjust.works schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-05-16
#2 · Quote Reply

I HAVE THE POWER
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SnarkoPolo lemmy.world SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-08
#3 · Quote Reply

"I studied the Blade."
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TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-26
#4 · Quote Reply

When I was a boy, yes. But, as a man, I'd hesitate to lift something like that.

On a "spiritual level"? Yeah, okay.
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UroFighter sh.itjust.works Sirius006@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-21
#5 · Quote Reply

My 5yo daughter would be way more enthusiastic than me in this situation.

She would not be able to lift the stick though, so it would only be spiritual indeed.
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saltesc lemmy.world saltesc@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#6 · Quote Reply

Off camera is a girlfriend saying, "Oh my god..." as she facepalms and walks away in an effort to seem disassociated to any nearby public.
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EntheoNaut lemmy.ml EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-10-22
#7 · Quote Reply

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bus_factor lemmy.world bus_factor@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-01
#8 · Quote Reply
TrackinDaKraken wrote:
When I was a boy, yes. But, as a man, I'd hesitate to lift something like that. On a "spiritual level"? Yeah, okay.

When did you grow out of having fun?
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QuizzaciousOtter lemmy.dbzer0.com QuizzaciousOtter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-04
#9 · Quote Reply
saltesc wrote:
Off camera is a girlfriend saying, "Oh my god..." as she facepalms and walks away in an effort to seem disassociated to any nearby public.

Women bad
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saltesc lemmy.world saltesc@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#10 · (edited) Quote Reply
QuizzaciousOtter wrote:
Women bad

I don't agree. But if your mind goes straight to those types of thoughts, you can probably find a community online that'd care.

Though sounds like maybe you've already found them and it's spilling out a bit. I dunno, not my jam.
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Malica lemmy.zip Malica@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-27
#11 · Quote Reply

Us girls appreciate a legendary blade as well
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Holytimes sh.itjust.works Holytimes@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-09-04
#12 · Quote Reply
bus_factor wrote:
When did you grow out of having fun?
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P1k1e lemmy.world P1k1e@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-08-29
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Holytimes wrote:
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One day, we all hit an age where we realize we're the mentor, not the hero.

"I'd take a blade to the chest any day to see you become the man I knew you'd always be. Pulls your head close Don't let my sacrifice be in vain! Blegggghhhhhh"
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