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KayLeadfoot
fedia.io
KayLeadfoot@fedia.ioJoined: 2025-02-19 |
I mean, I'm glad Tesla built a fix, but it's sort of tacky to ship a $75,000+ truck and then sell the fireproofing separately. |
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Rhaedas
fedia.io
Rhaedas@fedia.ioJoined: 2024-03-03 |
I'm going to propose that they already had this fix in mind, they just didn't make it standard equipment because they tried to |
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TrackinDaKraken
lemmy.world
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-02-26 |
I won't be surprised to hear that the NHTSA is surpressing Tesla accident data. |
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rockSlayer
lemmy.blahaj.zone
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-02-24 |
In a functioning society, these things would have been recalled a dozen times by now. But the owner of the company is frenemies with the fucking president so we just have to live with fire bomb hazards driving on our streets |
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KayLeadfoot
fedia.io
KayLeadfoot@fedia.ioJoined: 2025-02-19 |
In a functioning society, these things would have been recalled a dozen times by now. But the owner of the company is frenemies with the fucking president so we just have to live with fire bomb hazards driving on our streets
I was just thinking... last time this happened, in 2013, the NHTSA investigated 2 fires and Tesla issued a free fix. I wonder what changed to make Tesla fear the NHTSA so little? :> |
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Zorque
lemmy.world
Zorque@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-13 |
In a functioning society, these things would have been recalled a dozen times by now. But the owner of the company is frenemies with the fucking president so we just have to live with fire bomb hazards driving on our streets
Only eleven times, sadly, not an even dozen :( |
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JeeBaiChow
lemmy.world
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-09-04 |
Its an ev version of the pinto |
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FuglyDuck
lemmy.world
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-15 |
Its an ev version of the pinto
Worse. Much. Worse. |
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SoupBrick
pawb.social
SoupBrick@pawb.social Joined: 2024-04-22 |
Kinda funny seeing this and the attached post so close together.
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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor
piefed.social
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-08 |
Wha... what... what in the ever-fucking love do you mean it lost a wheel?! I... I'm at a loss here, you... cars are not supposed to lose wheels?! |
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bbbbbbbbbbb
lemmy.world
Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-17 |
A third Cybertruck drove over a highway cable barrier, lost a wheel, and burned for hours despite the fire department’s best efforts on-scene. Wha... what... what in the ever-fucking love do you mean it lost a wheel?! I... I'm at a loss here, you... cars are not supposed to lose wheels?!
Youre not supposed to drive over steel poles either. Unintended use cases can result in unexpected behavior |
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fubarx
lemmy.world
fubarx@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-06-07 |
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KayLeadfoot
fedia.io
KayLeadfoot@fedia.ioJoined: 2025-02-19 |
A third Cybertruck drove over a highway cable barrier, lost a wheel, and burned for hours despite the fire department’s best efforts on-scene. Wha... what... what in the ever-fucking love do you mean it lost a wheel?! I... I'm at a loss here, you... cars are not supposed to lose wheels?!
It's a Cybertruck thing! If you look at photos of wrecks, you'll see an inordinate number that tossed a wheel. |
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Murse
slrpnk.net
Murse@slrpnk.netJoined: 2026-03-07 |
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Arola
sh.itjust.works
Arola@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-08-05 |
Youre not supposed to drive over steel poles either. Unintended use cases can result in unexpected behavior
One of the three hit a fire hydrant and a tree before the battery ignited. The flaming prison cell on three wheels is not the expected behaviour following a minor road traffic accident either: "In this total nightmare scenario, the doors would not open, and the driver couldn’t break the Cybertruck’s “armored” windows from inside" |
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CaptPretentious
lemmy.world
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
A third Cybertruck drove over a highway cable barrier, lost a wheel, and burned for hours despite the fire department’s best efforts on-scene. Wha... what... what in the ever-fucking love do you mean it lost a wheel?! I... I'm at a loss here, you... cars are not supposed to lose wheels?!
So the Batmobile that lost it's wheel, was a Cybertruck! |
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P03 Locke
lemmy.dbzer0.com
p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2023-06-23 |
A third Cybertruck drove over a highway cable barrier, lost a wheel, and burned for hours despite the fire department’s best efforts on-scene. Wha... what... what in the ever-fucking love do you mean it lost a wheel?! I... I'm at a loss here, you... cars are not supposed to lose wheels?!
EM: Well, there are a lot of these cars going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen … I just don’t want people thinking that Cybertrucks aren’t safe. R: Was this Cybertruck safe? EM: Well I was thinking more about the other ones… R: The ones that are safe... EM: Yeah... the ones the wheel doesn’t fall off. |
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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor
piefed.social
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-08 |
Youre not supposed to drive over steel poles either. Unintended use cases can result in unexpected behavior
My previous EV, an extremely humble (and cheap) Dacia Spring, got hit by a semi on the highway. It was totaled, completely destroyed. It finished upside down and even then, it didn't catch fire and the doors opened. Also didn't lose any of the wheels. I'd say that was the most unintended use case of the car and still, a barely 15k euros car ended in a better shape than a $75k+ monstrosity that is marketed as a truck "for the apocalypse". |
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Tollana1234567
lemmy.today
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
In a functioning society, these things would have been recalled a dozen times by now. But the owner of the company is frenemies with the fucking president so we just have to live with fire bomb hazards driving on our streets
they are joined at the hip, via EPSTEIN |
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Tollana1234567
lemmy.today
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
A third Cybertruck drove over a highway cable barrier, lost a wheel, and burned for hours despite the fire department’s best efforts on-scene. Wha... what... what in the ever-fucking love do you mean it lost a wheel?! I... I'm at a loss here, you... cars are not supposed to lose wheels?!
the wheel just flew off i guess? |
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Tollana1234567
lemmy.today
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
One of the three hit a fire hydrant and a tree before the battery ignited. The flaming prison cell on three wheels is not the expected behaviour following a minor road traffic accident either: "In this total nightmare scenario, the doors would not open, and the driver couldn’t break the Cybertruck’s “armored” windows from inside"
flaming COFFIN. |
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VicksVaporBBQrub
sh.itjust.works
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-08-08 |
Worse. Much. Worse.
So true. If the Pinto line had continued it would have been the most safety-minded car in the '70s - to use air bags, a proper redesigned fuel tank, and implement a preliminary frame body safety cage (so doors are openable after collisions). |
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boonhet
lemmy.zip
boonhet@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-12 Banned |
A third Cybertruck drove over a highway cable barrier, lost a wheel, and burned for hours despite the fire department’s best efforts on-scene. Wha... what... what in the ever-fucking love do you mean it lost a wheel?! I... I'm at a loss here, you... cars are not supposed to lose wheels?!
His style can be a bit annoying but go watch WhistlingDiesels CyberTruck durability tests. Dude had to keep pumping money to the Tesla center for repairs just to get the thing running again for more video content. Tow hitch module fell off after some off roading and the thing couldn't move anymore. Because that's how well it's built. He's done this to a bunch of vehicles and nothing is this finicky. The actual king of status symbol trucks, the Mercedes G class, survived everything he threw at it pretty much. |
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antianarchist
sopuli.xyz
antianarchist@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2026-08-08 |
A third Cybertruck drove over a highway cable barrier, lost a wheel, and burned for hours despite the fire department’s best efforts on-scene. Wha... what... what in the ever-fucking love do you mean it lost a wheel?! I... I'm at a loss here, you... cars are not supposed to lose wheels?!
If you hit a cable barrier, I hope you will lose all wheels immediately. The barrier is there for a reason. You are not supposed to hit that. Because on the other side of it, there might be |
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bobbyfiend
retrolemmy.com
bobbyfiend@retrolemmy.com Joined: 2026-06-21 |
A mere strike to the underbody, you say? |
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hanke
feddit.nu
hanke@feddit.nu Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Tesla never liked strikes |
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FatVegan
leminal.space
FatVegan@leminal.space Joined: 2025-11-05 |
A third Cybertruck drove over a highway cable barrier, lost a wheel, and burned for hours despite the fire department’s best efforts on-scene. Wha... what... what in the ever-fucking love do you mean it lost a wheel?! I... I'm at a loss here, you... cars are not supposed to lose wheels?!
I saw a video of a guy how had an accident in his cybertruck. He lost a wheel and filmed the aftermath and talked about it. The wheel at the breaking points looked like it was melted together out of old monster cans. You could see millions of pretty sizable pores. So i'm kinda shocked that it's not happening more frequently to be honest |
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Carl
sh.itjust.works
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-04 |
His style can be a bit annoying but go watch WhistlingDiesels CyberTruck durability tests. Dude had to keep pumping money to the Tesla center for repairs just to get the thing running again for more video content. Tow hitch module fell off after some off roading and the thing couldn't move anymore. Because that's how well it's built. He's done this to a bunch of vehicles and nothing is this fin...
Isn't that guy a con-man? |
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huppakee
lemmy.world
huppakee@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-05-15 |
Kinda funny seeing this and the attached post so close together. https://electrek.co/2026/09/06/another-chinese-ev-myth-busted-as-gac-geely-and-leapmotor-ace-euro-ncap/
NCAP is rigged I think, Cybertruck scored 5/5 stars: https://www.nhtsa.gov/vehicle/2024/TESLA/CYBERTRUCK/PU%25252FCC/AWD |
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variaatio
nord.pub
variaatio@nord.pubJoined: 2026-07-01 |
Isn't that guy a con-man?
Depends on your definition of con-man. He has been arrested and charged for tax evasion. As far as I know he isn't "conman" as such as having conned/frauded say viewers or so on out of money. |
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Carl
sh.itjust.works
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-04 |
Depends on your definition of con-man. He has been arrested and charged for tax evasion. As far as I know he isn't "conman" as such as having conned/frauded say viewers or so on out of money.
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MrSelfDestruct
lemmy.dbzer0.com
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-11-20 |
A third Cybertruck drove over a highway cable barrier, lost a wheel, and burned for hours despite the fire department’s best efforts on-scene. Wha... what... what in the ever-fucking love do you mean it lost a wheel?! I... I'm at a loss here, you... cars are not supposed to lose wheels?!
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Funwayguy
lemmy.world
Funwayguy@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-09 |
NCAP is rigged I think, Cybertruck scored 5/5 stars: https://www.nhtsa.gov/vehicle/2024/TESLA/CYBERTRUCK/PU%25252FCC/AWD
US NHTSA run their own NCAP with their own rules. BYD, Geely, and GWM typically go through Euro NCAP. Tesla has refused to submit their vehicles to their tests which tells you everything you need to know and conveniently ensures you will always get the bullshit US rating if you search "NCAP Cybertruck". Given the existing safety issues with oversized trucks with low visibility or pedestrian impact survivability, I'm not at all surprised that a low-poly shitbox is somehow considered 'good' in the US which allows these kind of fuckass designs. |
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huppakee
lemmy.world
huppakee@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-05-15 |
US NHTSA run their own NCAP with their own rules. BYD, Geely, and GWM typically go through Euro NCAP. Tesla has refused to submit their vehicles to their tests which tells you everything you need to know and conveniently ensures you will always get the bullshit US rating if you search "NCAP Cybertruck". Given the existing safety issues with oversized trucks with low visibility or pedestrian imp...
TIL. Explains a lot really. |
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SaveTheTuaHawk
lemmy.ca
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-07 |
A third Cybertruck drove over a highway cable barrier, lost a wheel, and burned for hours despite the fire department’s best efforts on-scene. Wha... what... what in the ever-fucking love do you mean it lost a wheel?! I... I'm at a loss here, you... cars are not supposed to lose wheels?!
Unscheduled spontaneous de-wheeling. |
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SaveTheTuaHawk
lemmy.ca
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-07 |
Isn't that guy a con-man?
His videos are all bullshit. |
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SaveTheTuaHawk
lemmy.ca
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-07 |
So the Batmobile that lost it's wheel, was a Cybertruck!
And the joker got away |
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SaveTheTuaHawk
lemmy.ca
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-07 |
NCAP is rigged I think, Cybertruck scored 5/5 stars: https://www.nhtsa.gov/vehicle/2024/TESLA/CYBERTRUCK/PU%25252FCC/AWD
NTHSA is not NCAP. US truck safety standards are lower. People ironically buy big trucks thinking they are safer. |
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MonkderVierte
lemmy.zip
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-05-30 |
Our product is shit? Buy more shit, to make the shit less shit! |
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MonkderVierte
lemmy.zip
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-05-30 |
A sausage car? |
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SaveTheTuaHawk
lemmy.ca
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-07 |
US NHTSA run their own NCAP with their own rules. BYD, Geely, and GWM typically go through Euro NCAP. Tesla has refused to submit their vehicles to their tests which tells you everything you need to know and conveniently ensures you will always get the bullshit US rating if you search "NCAP Cybertruck". Given the existing safety issues with oversized trucks with low visibility or pedestrian imp...
Cyber truck can't sell in Europe, so of course they won't do Euro NCAP. The design fails pedestrian safety standards. USA hates pedestrians. |
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SaveTheTuaHawk
lemmy.ca
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-07 |
Its an ev version of the pinto
The Pinto was cheap and reliable and did not fund Nazism. |
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JasonDJ
lemmy.zip
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip Joined: 2024-01-16 |
they are joined at the hip, via EPSTEIN
Terrible visual, that one... Did it have to be the hip? |
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Ignotum
lemmy.world
ignotum@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
They said it was built like a tank, now i get what they mean; the underside is a weakpoint |
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Carl
sh.itjust.works
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-04 |
His videos are all bullshit.
I don't watch his stuff, I only knew about the name because of coffeezilla. Did some digging, and he has been arrested twice for tax evasion. And got a mail order bride from Russia. |
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GreatWhiteBuffalo41
slrpnk.net
greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-06-11 |
A shield upgrade? My racecar has that. Made out of 1/4" steel to give extra |
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GreatWhiteBuffalo41
slrpnk.net
greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-06-11 |
they are joined at the hip, via EPSTEIN
And only one of them for a functional butt hole out of the deal 🤣 |
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GreatWhiteBuffalo41
slrpnk.net
greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-06-11 |
Cyber truck can't sell in Europe, so of course they won't do Euro NCAP. The design fails pedestrian safety standards. USA hates pedestrians.
I giggle every time I see your username, thank you lol |
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adarza
lemmy.ca
adarza@lemmy.ca Joined: 2024-05-29 |
A third Cybertruck drove over a highway cable barrier, lost a wheel, and burned for hours despite the fire department’s best efforts on-scene. Wha... what... what in the ever-fucking love do you mean it lost a wheel?! I... I'm at a loss here, you... cars are not supposed to lose wheels?!
they must use the same glue to hold the wheels on as they do the side panels and bumpers. |
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invertedspear
lemmy.zip
invertedspear@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-04 |
A shield upgrade? My racecar has that. Made out of 1/4" steel to give extra perfection protection to the oil pan. It was free. Left over metal on the shop floor. Also my racecar isn't prone to catching on fire like a Tesla but, I still have a fire extinguisher in it.
A fire extinguisher ain’t gonna touch a battery fire. There really isn’t much you can do besides keep things away from it while it burns itself out. |
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village604
adultswim.fan
village604@adultswim.fan Joined: 2025-09-27 |
A fire extinguisher ain’t gonna touch a battery fire. There really isn’t much you can do besides keep things away from it while it burns itself out.
You can drop the whole thing into a tank of water. Cooling it down is basically the only way to stop an EV fire because it's an exothermic, often self oxidizing reaction. Fire departments are starting to deploy mobile water containers for it. |
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