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village604
adultswim.fan
village604@adultswim.fan Joined: 2025-09-27 |
Well, there is this. Also, just found a video of him getting arrested, because of tax fraud.
They said he was arrested for tax evasion. |
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Carl
sh.itjust.works
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-04 |
They said he was arrested for tax evasion.
He was arrested twice for it. |
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Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk
lemmy.world
Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-02 |
You can drop the whole thing into a tank of water. Cooling it down is basically the only way to stop an EV fire because it's an exothermic, often self oxidizing reaction. Fire departments are starting to deploy mobile water containers for it.
Damage to the cells can make them ignite. Fires cause damage. They are known to reignite later. But at least you can tow them somewhere else to burn. |
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KayLeadfoot
fedia.io
KayLeadfoot@fedia.ioJoined: 2025-02-19 |
Tesla never liked strikes
Happy Labor Day 😎 |
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KayLeadfoot
fedia.io
KayLeadfoot@fedia.ioJoined: 2025-02-19 |
My previous EV, an extremely humble (and cheap) Dacia Spring, got hit by a semi on the highway. It was totaled, completely destroyed. It finished upside down and even then, it didn't catch fire and the doors opened. Also didn't lose any of the wheels. I'd say that was the most unintended use case of the car and still, a barely 15k euros car ended in a better shape than a $75k+ monstrosity that ...
The fact that "it didn't catch fire and the doors opened" is the measure of success means that the bar is really on the floor for Teslas. For real though don't run over the bar with a Tesla, if it goes through the battery, you're toast |
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
A third Cybertruck drove over a highway cable barrier, lost a wheel, and burned for hours despite the fire department’s best efforts on-scene. Wha... what... what in the ever-fucking love do you mean it lost a wheel?! I... I'm at a loss here, you... cars are not supposed to lose wheels?!
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
His videos are all bullshit.
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captainlezbian
lemmy.world
captainlezbian@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-29 |
My previous EV, an extremely humble (and cheap) Dacia Spring, got hit by a semi on the highway. It was totaled, completely destroyed. It finished upside down and even then, it didn't catch fire and the doors opened. Also didn't lose any of the wheels. I'd say that was the most unintended use case of the car and still, a barely 15k euros car ended in a better shape than a $75k+ monstrosity that ...
It's an unintended use, but an expected condition. A vehicle should never add to the danger in an expected condition except in ways necessary for an expected function (reaching highway speeds for example is inherently dangerous) |
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limelight79
lemmy.world
limelight79@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-04 |
A sausage car?
Oscar-Meyer Weinermobile. They have six or so of them wandering around the country, for advertising. |
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tigermountain
lemmy.world
tigermountain@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-06-15 |
It's a lot more than tacky. |
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NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
lemmy.world
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-04 |
You can drop the whole thing into a tank of water. Cooling it down is basically the only way to stop an EV fire because it's an exothermic, often self oxidizing reaction. Fire departments are starting to deploy mobile water containers for it.
Putting lithium batteries in water doesn't sound like the move to me... |
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takeda
lemmy.dbzer0.com
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-06-04 |
In a functioning society, these things would have been recalled a dozen times by now. But the owner of the company is frenemies with the fucking president so we just have to live with fire bomb hazards driving on our streets
Enemies? That whole feud was faked to save Tesla. People were boycotting them very successfully. Musk continues to work helping trump including again paying to help in midterms. Unfortunately this stunt worked. |
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OozingPositron
feddit.cl
OozingPositron@feddit.clJoined: 2023-06-12 |
A shield upgrade? My racecar has that. Made out of 1/4" steel to give extra perfection protection to the oil pan. It was free. Left over metal on the shop floor. Also my racecar isn't prone to catching on fire like a Tesla but, I still have a fire extinguisher in it.
I feel like you just wanted to tell people about your racecar, but I respect that. May I see a photo? |
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Possibly linux
lemmy.zip
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zipJoined: 2023-06-26 |
There are many other EVa that don't have this problem |
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DarkFuture
lemmy.world
DarkFuture@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-11-06 |
I mean short of directly funding a powerful Nazi, there appears to be a lot of other reasons not to own one of these things. |
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village604
adultswim.fan
village604@adultswim.fan Joined: 2025-09-27 |
Putting lithium batteries in water doesn't sound like the move to me...
Lithium batteries contain little to no pure lithium. It's similar to saying that putting salt in water is a bad move because pure sodium reacts violently with water. |
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GreatWhiteBuffalo41
slrpnk.net
greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-06-11 |
I feel like you just wanted to tell people about your racecar, but I respect that. May I see a photo?
I'm only going to say no cause I don't wanna give out my name that's on it lol. I will however give you the guy who won our divisions feature last weekend. Our car is similar under the hood, we just have an 80s Monte Carlo body kit.
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NihilsineNefas
slrpnk.net
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net Joined: 2025-06-19 |
Any other company would have been sued into nonexistence if they released a car that; Lied in its marketing Can't tow for shit - aluminium frame holding tow bar collapses under 'rated' strain Can't be driven in water - electronics fail Can't offroad Breaks when treated as anything but a soccermom suv Stuck the accelerator on full blast during one user's drive Autopilot feature was stuck behind and update for the first year And now denonstrably sets fire to itself if damaged from the underside (but dont worry, the company now sells a product to bandaid that open chest wound) |
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Boe
lemmy.blahaj.zone
Boe@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2026-04-30 |
The fact that "it didn't catch fire and the doors opened" is the measure of success means that the bar is really on the floor for Teslas. For real though don't run over the bar with a Tesla, if it goes through the battery, you're toast
Just don’t run over that bar |
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ChickenLadyLovesLife
lemmy.world
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
They said it was built like a tank, now i get what they mean; the underside is a weakpoint
They meant fish tank. |
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smeenz
lemmy.nz
smeenz@lemmy.nz Joined: 2023-07-11 |
A shield upgrade? My racecar has that. Made out of 1/4" steel to give extra perfection protection to the oil pan. It was free. Left over metal on the shop floor. Also my racecar isn't prone to catching on fire like a Tesla but, I still have a fire extinguisher in it.
Extra perfection? |
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Seth Taylor
lemmy.world
SethTaylor@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-04-06 |
Folks, please stop kicking Cybertrucks in the balls And if you own a Cybertruck, please purchase our new jockstrap |
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GreatWhiteBuffalo41
slrpnk.net
greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-06-11 |
Extra perfection?
Clearly I didn't double check my swipe text again 🙃 I failed. |
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KayLeadfoot
fedia.io
KayLeadfoot@fedia.ioJoined: 2025-02-19 |
But the owner of the company is frenemies with the fucking president Enemies? That whole feud was faked to save Tesla. People were boycotting them very successfully. Musk continues to work helping trump including again paying to help in midterms. Unfortunately this stunt worked.
"this stunt worked" is relative. Look at their Gravity is inevitable. 1.5 million units a year is a unsustainable failure if the stock price is $300+. They need to multiply it by something insane like 20x for the stock price to make sense. |
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myyass
lemmy.world
myyass@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-09-02 |
I would just buy a used MRAP, at least it looks cool and futuristic. |
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blargh513
sh.itjust.works
blargh513@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-07 |
They meant fish tank.
Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other, "I'll shoot the cannon, you drive!" |
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gagcar
lemmus.org
gagcar@lemmus.org Joined: 2026-02-15 |
Ang steeringk wheel that flies out tha window while hyou are adrivingk. Itsa good idea and Ing stand by that. |
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gagcar
lemmus.org
gagcar@lemmus.org Joined: 2026-02-15 |
You yaself admitta yaself |
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KayLeadfoot
fedia.io
KayLeadfoot@fedia.ioJoined: 2025-02-19 |
Unscheduled spontaneous de-wheeling.
"The wheel rolled away autonomously, so FSD was achieved" - Elon |
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smeenz
lemmy.nz
smeenz@lemmy.nz Joined: 2023-07-11 |
Clearly I didn't double check my swipe text again 🙃 I failed.
And there I was thinking your oil pan was somehow less than perfect. |
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jxk
sh.itjust.works
jxk@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-12 |
Ah yes, the Boeing school of transport safety. Part of the vehicle keeps exploding? Just put some metal sheet around it. |
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GreatWhiteBuffalo41
slrpnk.net
greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-06-11 |
And there I was thinking your oil pan was somehow less than perfect.
Just standard unfortunately lol |
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