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3 Cybertrucks Caught Fire After Underbody Strikes. Tesla Now Sells a $3,500 Battery Shield Upgrade.
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village604 adultswim.fan village604@adultswim.fan
Joined: 2025-09-27
#52 · Quote Reply

Well, there is this. Also, just found a video of him getting arrested, because of tax fraud.

They said he was arrested for tax evasion.

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Carl sh.itjust.works CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-04
#53 · Quote Reply

They said he was arrested for tax evasion.

He was arrested twice for it.

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Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk lemmy.world Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-02
#54 · Quote Reply

You can drop the whole thing into a tank of water. Cooling it down is basically the only way to stop an EV fire because it's an exothermic, often self oxidizing reaction. Fire departments are starting to deploy mobile water containers for it.

Damage to the cells can make them ignite. Fires cause damage. They are known to reignite later.

But at least you can tow them somewhere else to burn.

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KayLeadfoot fedia.io KayLeadfoot@fedia.io
Joined: 2025-02-19
#55 · Quote Reply

Tesla never liked strikes

Happy Labor Day 😎

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KayLeadfoot fedia.io KayLeadfoot@fedia.io
Joined: 2025-02-19
#56 · (edited) Quote Reply

My previous EV, an extremely humble (and cheap) Dacia Spring, got hit by a semi on the highway. It was totaled, completely destroyed. It finished upside down and even then, it didn't catch fire and the doors opened. Also didn't lose any of the wheels. I'd say that was the most unintended use case of the car and still, a barely 15k euros car ended in a better shape than a $75k+ monstrosity that ...

The fact that "it didn't catch fire and the doors opened" is the measure of success means that the bar is really on the floor for Teslas.

For real though don't run over the bar with a Tesla, if it goes through the battery, you're toast

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#57 · Quote Reply

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#58 · Quote Reply

3 Cybertrucks Caught Fire

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#59 · Quote Reply

A third Cybertruck drove over a highway cable barrier, lost a wheel, and burned for hours despite the fire department’s best efforts on-scene. Wha... what... what in the ever-fucking love do you mean it lost a wheel?! I... I'm at a loss here, you... cars are not supposed to lose wheels?!

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#60 · Quote Reply

His videos are all bullshit.

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captainlezbian lemmy.world captainlezbian@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
#61 · Quote Reply

My previous EV, an extremely humble (and cheap) Dacia Spring, got hit by a semi on the highway. It was totaled, completely destroyed. It finished upside down and even then, it didn't catch fire and the doors opened. Also didn't lose any of the wheels. I'd say that was the most unintended use case of the car and still, a barely 15k euros car ended in a better shape than a $75k+ monstrosity that ...

It's an unintended use, but an expected condition. A vehicle should never add to the danger in an expected condition except in ways necessary for an expected function (reaching highway speeds for example is inherently dangerous)

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limelight79 lemmy.world limelight79@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-04
#62 · Quote Reply

A sausage car?

Oscar-Meyer Weinermobile. They have six or so of them wandering around the country, for advertising.

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tigermountain lemmy.world tigermountain@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-06-15
#63 · Quote Reply

It's a lot more than tacky.

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NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ lemmy.world NikkiDimes@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-04
#64 · Quote Reply

You can drop the whole thing into a tank of water. Cooling it down is basically the only way to stop an EV fire because it's an exothermic, often self oxidizing reaction. Fire departments are starting to deploy mobile water containers for it.

Putting lithium batteries in water doesn't sound like the move to me...

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takeda lemmy.dbzer0.com takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-04
#65 · Quote Reply

In a functioning society, these things would have been recalled a dozen times by now. But the owner of the company is frenemies with the fucking president so we just have to live with fire bomb hazards driving on our streets

But the owner of the company is frenemies with the fucking president

Enemies? That whole feud was faked to save Tesla. People were boycotting them very successfully. Musk continues to work helping trump including again paying to help in midterms.

Unfortunately this stunt worked.

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OozingPositron feddit.cl OozingPositron@feddit.cl
Joined: 2023-06-12
#66 · Quote Reply

A shield upgrade? My racecar has that. Made out of 1/4" steel to give extra perfection protection to the oil pan. It was free. Left over metal on the shop floor. Also my racecar isn't prone to catching on fire like a Tesla but, I still have a fire extinguisher in it.

I feel like you just wanted to tell people about your racecar, but I respect that. May I see a photo?

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Possibly linux lemmy.zip possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-06-26
#67 · Quote Reply

There are many other EVa that don't have this problem

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DarkFuture lemmy.world DarkFuture@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-11-06
#68 · Quote Reply

I mean short of directly funding a powerful Nazi, there appears to be a lot of other reasons not to own one of these things.

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village604 adultswim.fan village604@adultswim.fan
Joined: 2025-09-27
#69 · Quote Reply

Putting lithium batteries in water doesn't sound like the move to me...

Lithium batteries contain little to no pure lithium.

It's similar to saying that putting salt in water is a bad move because pure sodium reacts violently with water.

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GreatWhiteBuffalo41 slrpnk.net greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-06-11
#70 · Quote Reply

I feel like you just wanted to tell people about your racecar, but I respect that. May I see a photo?

I'm only going to say no cause I don't wanna give out my name that's on it lol. I will however give you the guy who won our divisions feature last weekend. Our car is similar under the hood, we just have an 80s Monte Carlo body kit.

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NihilsineNefas slrpnk.net NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2025-06-19
#71 · Quote Reply

Any other company would have been sued into nonexistence if they released a car that;

Lied in its marketing

Can't tow for shit - aluminium frame holding tow bar collapses under 'rated' strain

Can't be driven in water - electronics fail

Can't offroad

Breaks when treated as anything but a soccermom suv

Stuck the accelerator on full blast during one user's drive

Autopilot feature was stuck behind and update for the first year

And now denonstrably sets fire to itself if damaged from the underside (but dont worry, the company now sells a product to bandaid that open chest wound)

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Boe lemmy.blahaj.zone Boe@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-30
#72 · Quote Reply

The fact that "it didn't catch fire and the doors opened" is the measure of success means that the bar is really on the floor for Teslas. For real though don't run over the bar with a Tesla, if it goes through the battery, you're toast

bar is really on the floor for Teslas.

Just don’t run over that bar

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ChickenLadyLovesLife lemmy.world ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
#73 · Quote Reply

They said it was built like a tank, now i get what they mean; the underside is a weakpoint

They meant fish tank.

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smeenz lemmy.nz smeenz@lemmy.nz
Joined: 2023-07-11
#74 · Quote Reply

A shield upgrade? My racecar has that. Made out of 1/4" steel to give extra perfection protection to the oil pan. It was free. Left over metal on the shop floor. Also my racecar isn't prone to catching on fire like a Tesla but, I still have a fire extinguisher in it.

Extra perfection?

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Seth Taylor lemmy.world SethTaylor@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-04-06
#75 · (edited) Quote Reply

Folks, please stop kicking Cybertrucks in the balls

And if you own a Cybertruck, please purchase our new jockstrap

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GreatWhiteBuffalo41 slrpnk.net greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-06-11
#76 · Quote Reply

Extra perfection?

Clearly I didn't double check my swipe text again 🙃 I failed.

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KayLeadfoot fedia.io KayLeadfoot@fedia.io
Joined: 2025-02-19
#77 · Quote Reply

But the owner of the company is frenemies with the fucking president Enemies? That whole feud was faked to save Tesla. People were boycotting them very successfully. Musk continues to work helping trump including again paying to help in midterms. Unfortunately this stunt worked.

"this stunt worked" is relative.

Look at their sales chart. By comparison, Toyota moved 11-12 million.

Gravity is inevitable. 1.5 million units a year is a unsustainable failure if the stock price is $300+. They need to multiply it by something insane like 20x for the stock price to make sense.

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myyass lemmy.world myyass@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-09-02
#78 · Quote Reply

I would just buy a used MRAP, at least it looks cool and futuristic.

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blargh513 sh.itjust.works blargh513@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-07
#79 · Quote Reply

They meant fish tank.

Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other, "I'll shoot the cannon, you drive!"

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gagcar lemmus.org gagcar@lemmus.org
Joined: 2026-02-15
#80 · Quote Reply

Ang steeringk wheel that flies out tha window while hyou are adrivingk. Itsa good idea and Ing stand by that.

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gagcar lemmus.org gagcar@lemmus.org
Joined: 2026-02-15
#81 · Quote Reply

You yaself admitta yaself

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KayLeadfoot fedia.io KayLeadfoot@fedia.io
Joined: 2025-02-19
#82 · Quote Reply

Unscheduled spontaneous de-wheeling.

"The wheel rolled away autonomously, so FSD was achieved" - Elon

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smeenz lemmy.nz smeenz@lemmy.nz
Joined: 2023-07-11
#83 · Quote Reply

Clearly I didn't double check my swipe text again 🙃 I failed.

And there I was thinking your oil pan was somehow less than perfect.

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jxk sh.itjust.works jxk@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-12
#84 · Quote Reply

Ah yes, the Boeing school of transport safety. Part of the vehicle keeps exploding? Just put some metal sheet around it.

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GreatWhiteBuffalo41 slrpnk.net greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-06-11
#85 · Quote Reply

And there I was thinking your oil pan was somehow less than perfect.

Just standard unfortunately lol

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