Is the man's hands and feet were there... Who was sat on the toilet?

When there was only one set of foot- and handprints on the carpet, that's when the Lord carried the bowl.

All will humble themselves at the porcelain throne, but especially he who sits upon it.

No wars in my home. I have a fiber rich diet.

This cant possibly be someone on lemmy

We do beans en masse here. Regularly.

We do good gut health.

Well fought 💪

Fake, the poop stool is right next to the toilet. This person choose proper tooling over fighting long ago!

that's not a poop stool. that only goes on one side. it's too small. they've got kids.

Suddenly thinking about samurai at the end of that era.

"I was trained from birth to be a warrior. Now the only battles I fight are in the bathroom. It brings me great shame, but the government has forbade me from taking my own life."