If this man had just gotten a fucking boyfriend when he was young the world would be a better place. He loves big strong beautiful men, we get it.

Donny those were strippers, and that was in 1993.

Roy Cohn rejected him and he never got over it

Bubba looks like he got that fuckboy dick. Not the fuckboi dick, the fuckboy dick. The one that's the "best friend" of that one woman/girl

That no matter what no matter how bad he is, they will always be fucking eventually.

That dick left a mark on Trump, and he's chased that dragon ever since.

Is that his getting rejected from art school moment?

Why would he tell a transparent lie like that? It's obviously a distraction, but a distraction from what?

Is it a distraction from the Epstein files, or any of Trump's countless other crimes and criminal behaviors? Obviously.

But maybe he's also specifically trying to cast himself as a victim because he was the one who set the whole thing up. Guys, I'm thinking that Trump did 9/11.

Shut the fuck up, Donnie!

I'd say it's a distraction from being the worst president in American history with the midterms coming up. Epstein files are about 80% forgotten at this point.

I wish I was dumb enough that I believed everything and was unable to find any contradictions

was gonna say I'm pretty sure the boyfriend was the problem

It's just what power means to someone like him. He can say what he wants and everyone has to accept it. You have no meaningful ability to hold him to account for the lie. That's power.

Loser, liar, deranged failed case, certainly not a human being

https://politifact.com/article/2016/feb/22/donald-trump-was-new-york-911-contrary-2004-time-m/

According to uh, himself, he was in his apartment watching people jump. Strange he neglected to mention the firefighters at that time.

Dementia. He can't tell what's real any more.

Unfortunately the people you describe are never happy, they are always mad about something.

He sees Mamdani trending in the news with 9/11 disclosure and he immediatly reacts to get the attention.

Hold up. If Fatboy McKiddieFiddler was near ground zero then who was molesting ivanka at Drumpf towers?

As another dude said it's dementia. It's a relatively common thing where as their sense of reality slips they basically start to claim absurd shit. It's sad when it happens to most people since it's generally a really bad sign of how far they've degraded, but with Trump eh fuckem.

It's probably a lot of issues, like everyone else is saying, but I think the thing getting the most coverage that's going poorly for him right now is the failure of a war with Iran. Right now, I'm assuming most things are attempting to distract from that specifically.

I can just imagine 9 people trying to carry his bloated, babbling, diaper filled ass out of his golden tower.

That's because he's a lying piece of shit and half the country believes anything he says, unless it was just a joke, bro

This is most likely the real reason IMO

Dudes that can still actually get off with a live person rather than the Internet are a rare commodity. 😆

Well that's an old lie he was caught out on years ago.
He was no where near ground zero.

He did do an interview, if which he noted that the destruction of the Twin Towers meant his property at 40 Wall Street was now the tallest building in downtown Manhattan. No remorse for the thousands who died.

So you voted for him, twice.

Lying sack of shit.

As much as he fantasizes about two hot steamy men carrying him away, that is a total lie. I've seen 600 Pound Life-- it'd take like four muscular men to carry his fat ass.

In a reverse of Ghanaian tradition, we will all dance while six carry.

9/11: never forget... that Trump's building got bumped up in the height ranking, yay!

probably have to use a crane to lift into a flatbed truck.

epstein files is the main reasons there are all these gaffes on MSMs, and they are complicit because most of the owners are on it too.

business school from wharton.

He ia very lean and has the body fat of a mma fighter. Didn't you hear?

he noted that the destruction of the Twin Towers meant his property at 40 Wall Street was now the tallest building in downtown Manhattan

And, since it was Trump talking, of course that was a lie.

That's one, but not the only possibility.

He did an undergrad in business, and got in because his father made a big donation to Wharton.

He's always tried to make it sound like he was in the Wharton MBA program but he didn't. And he got passing grades but those were most likely gentleman's C's because of the donation.

He lies even when there's nothing in it for him. Trump and the truth are never in the same zip code.

Or a coked-up encounter with the Village People sometime in the 70s.

He deserves to never enjoy a moment of happiness in his fucked-up destructive life.

The firefighters can't corroborate the story because they both died of exhaustion moments later.

So you voted for him, twice.

Correction: Three times.

Wharton did need an international airport.

he will give everyone $5000 if Republicans win!

A sack of shit could be put to use as fertilizer. Trump can't even be THAT useful.

And that's why his golf game is so great. World class golf game. Plays with the best.

Continue.

Modest, as always, Trump felt that he owed it to the American people to finally come clean about his true, heroic activities on 9/11.