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cm0002
lemdro.id
cm0002@lemdro.id Joined: 2025-06-07 |
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ohshit604
lemmy.halstead.host
ohshit604@lemmy.halstead.hostJoined: 2026-07-18 |
Certainly got a chuckle out of this. |
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mastertigurius
lemmy.world
mastertigurius@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-04-17 |
Canadians are surprisingly confusing with their measurements when they're so easy to understand about most other things. |
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reader
lemmy.zip
reader@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-02-19 |
more like cagaydians |
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Endymion_Mallorn
kbin.melroy.org
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.orgJoined: 2024-11-17 |
I wonder if this will change thanks to the current and likely long-term antagonism between the USA & Canada. |
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Jay
lemmy.ca
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.caJoined: 2023-08-07 |
Speed I'm bilingual in, I'm old enough to remember when we changed from miles to km and watching the road signs gradually get replaced. Manitoba also runs a grid pattern on roads throughout a lot of the southern province, having at least a gravel/dirt road nearly every mile, so you kinda grow up with that burned into your brain. Temp wise, C all the way. Fahrenheit totally screws me up. I know 70 is around room temp but beyond that I need to convert it for my simple brain to understand. |
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rbos
lemmy.ca
rbos@lemmy.caJoined: 2023-06-08 |
It's a bit out of date, and definitely varies by individual, but broadly, yes. Like I'll weigh myself in kg and give height in cm but most people won't understand it outside a medical context. And most cooking is in grams or Celsius, except my oven, which is F. |
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ikidd
lemmy.dbzer0.com
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2026-04-23 |
Is it for agriculture? Imperial. Sorta. I literally use units like mL per acre for something like boron application with fertilizer. |
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Caveman
lemmy.world
olafurp@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-19 |
Speed I'm bilingual in, I'm old enough to remember when we changed from miles to km and watching the road signs gradually get replaced. Manitoba also runs a grid pattern on roads throughout a lot of the southern province, having at least a gravel/dirt road nearly every mile, so you kinda grow up with that burned into your brain. Temp wise, C all the way. Fahrenheit totally screws me up. I know ...
100 is body temp so you can use that one to convert the highs. No idea what freezing would be in F |
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Hideakikarate
sh.itjust.works
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-18 |
Speed I'm bilingual in, I'm old enough to remember when we changed from miles to km and watching the road signs gradually get replaced. Manitoba also runs a grid pattern on roads throughout a lot of the southern province, having at least a gravel/dirt road nearly every mile, so you kinda grow up with that burned into your brain. Temp wise, C all the way. Fahrenheit totally screws me up. I know ...
It is easier for me to convert Celsius to Fahrenheit. The actual equation is (9/5)C+32. I usually just double the Celsius, add 32, then subtract a few. Gets it close enough. |
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SreudianFlip
sh.itjust.works
SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-01-03 |
Canadians are surprisingly confusing with their measurements when they're so easy to understand about most other things.
Doubly colonized. Very porous border with supplies all engineered in ‘freedum units’. Some industries have been extra slow to convert, usually due to supply chain dependencies. Also generations have to die before giving up key habits drilled into them as kids. I distinctly remember grandparents talking about mass in stones, yet canadian-born. Settler states can sometimes |
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nogooduser
lemmy.world
nogooduser@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-09 |
We’d need several versions of this in the UK with a decision tree required to select the relevant decision tree. It would need to take age and where you were brought up into account. I think that the most complicated is distance. For me it is imperial for a person’s height, metric for short distances that I measure, imperial for short distances that I estimate (that one’s weird), miles for ground travel distances and time for air travel distances. |
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FrugalBlue
discuss.online
FrugalBlue@discuss.online Joined: 2023-09-02 |
Speed I'm bilingual in, I'm old enough to remember when we changed from miles to km and watching the road signs gradually get replaced. Manitoba also runs a grid pattern on roads throughout a lot of the southern province, having at least a gravel/dirt road nearly every mile, so you kinda grow up with that burned into your brain. Temp wise, C all the way. Fahrenheit totally screws me up. I know ...
F |
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Akasazh
lemmy.world
Akasazh@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-24 |
It is easier for me to convert Celsius to Fahrenheit. The actual equation is (9/5)C+32. I usually just double the Celsius, add 32, then subtract a few. Gets it close enough.
Add and then subtract an indefinite amount is what gets me |
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MonkderVierte
lemmy.zip
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-05-30 |
European variant:
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Track_Shovel
slrpnk.net
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-06-13 |
It's a bit out of date, and definitely varies by individual, but broadly, yes. Like I'll weigh myself in kg and give height in cm but most people won't understand it outside a medical context. And most cooking is in grams or Celsius, except my oven, which is F.
You must be younger, because this diagram is spot on for me |
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NightmareQueenJune
lemmy.world
NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-15 |
European variant: [ is it displays? ] -yes-> [ inches ] ↓ no [ is it screws? ] -yes-> [ inches ] ↓ no [ metric ]
Well, screws are more complicated. We mostly use M sizes which are metric. But when it comes to plumbing and compressed air thread sizes you get into imperial terretory fast. |
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farmgineer
nord.pub
farmgineer@nord.pub Joined: 2026-04-25 |
As a Canadian-American living in Japan. Height/Distance: metric Cooking: metric (ml for volume, but I normally translate all recipes into weights and just throw things into a bowl on the scale) for both amounts and temperatures Weight: metric Speed: metric (m/s for wind, kph for basically anything else not science-y enough for other units) Certain products: bicycle tires (maybe frames?), screen sizes, and more I'm forgetting.: inches but not called inches and almost always with the size in mm/cm written next to it. I have never met a Japanese person who knows what an inch actually represents unless they lived in the US or work closely with the US in certain industries (e-commerce is one for unit conversions) Property sizes: In my own usages, metric (square metres). Dealing with Japanese real estate, home centers, etc: 帖 (jou the counter for tatami mats) and 坪 (tsubo the counter for area). Consuming:
This is ignoring all of the counters Japanese has (一枚 one flat object like a sheet of paper, 一本 one cylnindrical object like a pencil/cigarette/whatever, and dozens more). Bonus: they're not all the same between Japanese and Chinese which feels weird. I don't know about Korean on that part since I think the counters are mostly written in hanguel anyway. |
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Varesti
lemmy.zip
Varesti@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-14 |
"Time" haha, no no no! You mean "Conventional Sexagesimal Time". Everyone loves the metric system until you bring up metric time, go ahead, go find your biggest metric fanboy/girl and ask them how they measure the passage of time, I'll wait. |
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egrets
lemmy.world
egrets@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-14 |
We’d need several versions of this in the UK with a decision tree required to select the relevant decision tree. It would need to take age and where you were brought up into account. I think that the most complicated is distance. For me it is imperial for a person’s height, metric for short distances that I measure, imperial for short distances that I estimate (that one’s weird), miles for grou...
And which sports you've been involved with, and how nationalistic your parents were when you grew up, and whether you've had chronic health issues, and whether your oven runs on natural gas, and whether you visit mainland Europe often. |
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khannie
lemmy.world
khannie@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-21 |
Can't believe Canadians use fahrenheit for cooking. Must be because of American cookers. Any Mexicans here? Is it the same there for cooking? Ireland: everything is metric except....
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psycotica0
lemmy.ca
psycotica0@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-15 |
more like cagaydians
You bring up an excellent point! It's not present on the chart, but we are also one of the most accepting of LGBTQIA2S+ Be excellent to each other! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 |
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observantTrapezium
lemmy.ca
observantTrapezium@lemmy.caJoined: 2023-06-30 |
This is not funny, it's a fucking problem. I'm a metric purist and have an unreasonable negative emotional response when others are not. |
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9488fcea02a9
sh.itjust.works
9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-11 |
also, construction drawings: mostly imperial |
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mastertigurius
lemmy.world
mastertigurius@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-04-17 |
Doubly colonized. Very porous border with supplies all engineered in ‘freedum units’. Some industries have been extra slow to convert, usually due to supply chain dependencies. Also generations have to die before giving up key habits drilled into them as kids. I distinctly remember grandparents talking about mass in stones, yet canadian-born. Settler states can sometimes be stuck in preserve ol...
This is also a question for our friends in the UK: if I weigh 13 stone, would those be large stones or just medium ones? Would those stones be granite or some other type? I'd prefer pumice, if I can have that. |
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WalleyeWarrior
midwest.social
WalleyeWarrior@midwest.socialJoined: 2026-01-03 |
We’d need several versions of this in the UK with a decision tree required to select the relevant decision tree. It would need to take age and where you were brought up into account. I think that the most complicated is distance. For me it is imperial for a person’s height, metric for short distances that I measure, imperial for short distances that I estimate (that one’s weird), miles for grou...
Also with a secret third option for measuring temperatures when cooking. Your cookies will be baked for 12 minutes at Gas Mark 4 and you will like it. |
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rbos
lemmy.ca
rbos@lemmy.caJoined: 2023-06-08 |
You must be younger, because this diagram is spot on for me
Late 40s. My parents never really got comfortable with Celsius or distance in km for any context. |
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rbos
lemmy.ca
rbos@lemmy.caJoined: 2023-06-08 |
"Time" haha, no no no! You mean "Conventional Sexagesimal Time". Everyone loves the metric system until you bring up metric time, go ahead, go find your biggest metric fanboy/girl and ask them how they measure the passage of time, I'll wait.
Seconds are SI. Makes perfect sense to use kiloseconds, milliseconds. Hours are not SI but they are convenient. Not sure what point you're tryna make. |
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majster
lemmy.zip
majster@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-26 |
European variant: [ is it displays? ] -yes-> [ inches ] ↓ no [ is it screws? ] -yes-> [ inches ] ↓ no [ metric ]
Tires are in inches, screws really aren't. Who wants 3/8 key? |
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OpenStars
discuss.online
OpenStars@discuss.onlineJoined: 2023-12-31 |
I guess the Canadian being so measured must be that 4th route, Mass. 😜 |
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Sabata
ani.social
Sabata11792@ani.socialJoined: 2024-06-02 |
This is not funny, it's a fucking problem. I'm a metric purist and have an unreasonable negative emotional response when others are not.
American, can you quantity your negative emotions in a 4 point precision float of 9/11s so I can follow along? |
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Shea
lemmy.world
Shea@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-18 |
Can't believe Canadians use fahrenheit for cooking. Must be because of American cookers. Any Mexicans here? Is it the same there for cooking? Ireland: everything is metric except.... human height, very slowly changing pints in the pub human weight for older people who still use "stones" (this is quickly declining towards zero). A stone is 14 pounds. I think some plumbing stuff as a hangover edi...
I think mexico is weird because officially it uses metric and a lot of people know that, but as you go north closer to US you get people who say millas, libras etc. This is my experience as a non-mexican who spent a few months over there and drove all throughout it. |
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
i feel your pain. this feels like my arguments my wife and i have about whether to measure something by weight or volume when we're cooking (i always say weight, she always says volume. it's gotten to be a running joke where i will get the scale out for water just to tease her if we're in a good mood) |
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cantstopthesignal
sh.itjust.works
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-28 |
Canadians may not be bicontinental, but they are a little euro-curious. |
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pawb.social
Kolanaki@pawb.socialJoined: 2024-10-06 |
Why limit youreelf to only 1 or 2 ways of measuring things? 12 miles away? 12 kilometers away? Boring. 126,720 hot dogs away is much more whimsical and fun. |
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VicksVaporBBQrub
Moderator
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-08-08 |
Why limit youreelf to only 1 or 2 ways of measuring things? 12 miles away? 12 kilometers away? Boring. 126,720 hot dogs away is much more whimsical and fun.
What time did I post this comment? |
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Captain Aggravated
sh.itjust.works
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-20 |
Wait, the Arctic-Americans do meteorology in Centigrade? Yeah trade relationships between Canuckistan and the First World just weren't meant to be, were there? Next you'll tell me you still have a king and spell "color" with a U. |
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fake
sh.itjust.works
fake@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2024-06-19 |
Wait, the Arctic-Americans do meteorology in Centigrade? Yeah trade relationships between Canuckistan and the First World just weren't meant to be, were there? Next you'll tell me you still have a king and spell "color" with a U.
For the last time its celsius |
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Captain Aggravated
sh.itjust.works
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-20 |
Centigrade For the last time its celsius
I thought you weren't supposed to deadname. So much for the tolerant left. |
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Captain Aggravated
sh.itjust.works
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-20 |
Why limit youreelf to only 1 or 2 ways of measuring things? 12 miles away? 12 kilometers away? Boring. 126,720 hot dogs away is much more whimsical and fun.
What's that in smoots? |
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Captain Aggravated
sh.itjust.works
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-20 |
American, can you quantity your negative emotions in a 4 point precision float of 9/11s so I can follow along?
I'm an American, I'm comfortable working in metric and normal. |
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fake
sh.itjust.works
fake@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2024-06-19 |
I thought you weren't supposed to deadname. So much for the tolerant left.
Brother centigrade hasn't been a thing since the 1940s, and it isn't exactly equivalent to celsius. |
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Captain Aggravated
sh.itjust.works
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-20 |
Can't believe Canadians use fahrenheit for cooking. Must be because of American cookers. Any Mexicans here? Is it the same there for cooking? Ireland: everything is metric except.... human height, very slowly changing pints in the pub human weight for older people who still use "stones" (this is quickly declining towards zero). A stone is 14 pounds. I think some plumbing stuff as a hangover edi...
Is a stone 14 nautical or statute pounds? |
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Captain Aggravated
sh.itjust.works
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-20 |
100 is body temp so you can use that one to convert the highs. No idea what freezing would be in F
Iron freezes somewhere around 2800F, at 5 PSI. |
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Captain Aggravated
sh.itjust.works
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-20 |
Seconds are SI. Makes perfect sense to use kiloseconds, milliseconds. Hours are not SI but they are convenient. Not sure what point you're tryna make.
My next doctor's appointment is on October 20th, how many kiloweeks is that from now? |
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Herbal Gamer
sh.itjust.works
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-10-30 |
Tires are in inches, screws really aren't. Who wants 3/8 key?
Bicycle tires are both; 28inch 37x622 for example. |
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Captain Aggravated
sh.itjust.works
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-20 |
Brother centigrade hasn't been a thing since the 1940s, and it isn't exactly equivalent to celsius.
The Nazis haven't been a thing since the 1940's but here we fucking are. |
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fake
sh.itjust.works
fake@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2024-06-19 |
The Nazis haven't been a thing since the 1940's but here we fucking are.
Well maybe if you'd adopted the metric system this wouldn't have happened! |
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Sabata
ani.social
Sabata11792@ani.socialJoined: 2024-06-02 |
I'm an American, I'm comfortable working in metric and normal.
Shhh, don't let them know that we use it for food packaging and drugs. |
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reader
lemmy.zip
reader@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-02-19 |
You bring up an excellent point! It's not present on the chart, but we are also one of the most accepting of LGBTQIA2S+ Be excellent to each other! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
being excellent to someone does not mean removing their comment |
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ILikeBoobies
lemmy.ca
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-08-14 |
I never understand why Imperial shows up so much in these posts. |
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