I won't be able to look at my period tracking app the same now.

What does it say?

GPS has detected you are no longer in the kitchen.

Luckily it is only stating when my last period was haha

I use an app that is known for keeping data private. I'll have to keep an eye on it to see if any brand new sentences emerge lol

Yes please. I can only scour so much of the internet.

Had this from a GP regarding age...

With how many of these apps are used by red states to track women who get abortions, they might have well been made by conservative perverts.

But will it act like Gary/Jerry on Parks and Rec and talk about how your milk should be coming in?

I mean it's an app people often use when trying for a baby.

It's also an app nobody should use, particularly in the US where they'll probably report your abortion to all the red states so they can declare you a wanted criminal... But for the context of the app, this isn't even THAT weird.

Know someone who had that from a psychiatrist regarding depression. That psychiatrist did not receive a second visit lol

(okay it was less about fertility and more "well you're a woman so actually you need to fulfill your true purpose of having children to be happy")

Notification: plapl plap plap. Get pregnant!!!!