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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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UninterestingVoid reddthat.com UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com
Joined: 2026-07-17
#2 · Quote Reply

Easy
"How do I get to America?"

"Well you walk to America to the right of america in front of america and then walk to the left, right and to the America, then American America America America fake bald eagle noises"

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Che Banana beehaw.org The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org
Joined: 2024-03-01
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Exactly the same way they do in Atlanta.

Peachtree way to Peachtree lane, then take the first left at Peachtree street to Peachtree circle then take Peachtree Avenue all the way down to Peachtree road.

....this can also be used for Seattle/Starbucks and Boston/Dunkin Donuts.

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Ephera lemmy.ml Ephera@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2020-05-31
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Easy "How do I get to America?" "Well you walk to America to the right of america in front of america and then walk to the left, right and to the America, then American America America America fake bald eagle noises"

Yes, except the response is "You're already in America". Always.

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Whitebrow lemmy.world Whitebrow@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
#5 · Quote Reply

How do I get to alladeen America

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UltraGiGaGigantic lemmy.ml UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-08-23
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Never leave the basement

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TraipsersWill lemmy.world TraipsersWill@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-14
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Yes, except the response is "You're already in America". Always.

"In the Future, every restaurant is America."

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orenj [he/they] leminal.space orenj@leminal.space
Joined: 2026-04-04
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Where do i Amerigo, Ameriho?

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folaht lemmy.ml folaht@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-09-01
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Conquer it, give it back to the rightful owners, have them rename it.

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