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‘THE FURINAL’ [OC]
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CustardFist feddit.nl CustardFist@feddit.nl
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- - - This is a comic strip - - - At a funeral, two dudebros, Rob and Kyle, are standing next to the casket of their deceased friend Jayson to pay their final respect. Rob: HEY JAYSON, MY DUDE. Kyle: ‘S UP, BRUH. Rob: REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO SAY THAT WE WANTED TO BE BURIED UPSIDE DOWN, SO THAT THE WORLD CAN KISS OUR ASSES? We zoom out a little and see that the corpse has its ass sticking out of the casket into the air. Rob: AND NOW YOU’RE ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT! Kyle: THAT’S CRAZY, BRUH! HAHAHA! Rob and Kyle are laughing their asses off. Kyle: EVEN IN DEATH, YOU MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH! Rob: YOU PUT THE “FUN” IN “FUNERAL”! HAHAHA! Kyle: AND YOU PUT THE “URINAL” IN “FUNERAL”! HAHAHAHA! Rob goes quiet and thinks about it for a second. Rob: WAIT… DUDE… THERE’S NO “URINAL” IN “FUNERAL”. We zoom out again. Kyle is emptying his bladder into the open casket. Kyle: OH. MY BAD, BRUH.
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