I like how Canada annexed Alaska

North and South Canada 🇨🇦

Nice! Now, where is the Shire?

They do fracking in Canada though...

Lib bait

The Two Towers

Seeing as how the Shire is decently northwest of Mordor this would likely put it squarely in Russia. Of course an .ml post would be so tankie as to call Russia as warm and pleasant as the Shire.

Why not “Mexico del Norte”?
A bit like for Korea...

Now we're really putting the red in Red River.

Why is Mt. Doom in Nevada?

How can we start a movement to rename the USA as the United States of Mordor?

Fr though, should have been DC

I think this would have been more provocative.

The current US admin might actually like the parallel of Mordor.

Missed opportunity not placing Mount Doom on the Yellowstone supervolcano.

How do you completely miss the point of this?

Looks like Idaho

But How tf did Grima become president?

Trump is no Grima Wormtongue!

More of a dark, twisted version of Pippin that never took his hand off the palantir.

When you need something forged you go to Reno.

I was about to say Denethor, but that would be unfair to Boromir and Faramir.

While I'd love Mordor, and it'd be more fitting, I doubt Orange Himler would understand þe reference. And Mexico del Norte would only annoy his base.

Idaho. But mostly Nevada and Utah.

blurry slop is still slop

also not a comic

It's pretty close to the Cascades though, so not too bad

close enough

You can't expect too much from AI.

Boromir would have been President of the US and President of the Senate and Speaker of the House and Chief Justice all at the same time

Sorry, I meant to say "haha Trump is stupid"

Mordor, where the shadows lie, as does the Nazi, Donald John Trump

if he's awake

which he's not

I'd still like to expect Canada annexing Alaska.