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Detroit pastor Lorenzo Sewell speaks to his church
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Orwi programming.dev Orwi@programming.dev
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Insekticus aussie.zone Insekticus@aussie.zone
Joined: 2025-09-13
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Sounds like this guy likes beating off wolves. I'm pretty sure beastiality is a sin.

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Adverse_Reaction anarchist.nexus Adverse_Reaction@anarchist.nexus
Joined: 2025-09-05
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This guy is using Gawd to justify sexual assault on wildlife. Why didn't I think of that?

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JTskulk lemmy.world JTskulk@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
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He says he beats off wolves, you think he beats off other animals too?

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Malica lemmy.zip Malica@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-27
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Sounds like it's time to pay taxes

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Noxy pawb.social noxypaws@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-12-16
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really had me going for that first 42 seconds there

What a fuckwad. That church better not have tax exempt status.

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Don Kiedyck lemmy.world don_kiedyck@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-10
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Sounds like this guy likes beating off wolves. I'm pretty sure beastiality is a sin.

There may be a loophole for werewolves.

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MidsizedSedan lemmy.world MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-08
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I am your pastor and my job is to beat the wolf off

So... Is that an after hours special???

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FreddiesLantern leminal.space FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
Joined: 2025-09-19
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I am your pastor and my job is to beat the wolf off So... Is that an after hours special???

Reverse wolfjob.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i1O7skmakRg&ra=m

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FuglyDuck lemmy.world FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-15
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You know. It’s generally good advice to not buy stuff from people who are out of breath.

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