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bunnybot Bot bunnybot@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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A bunny and a small bear catch fish in a stream. They have both caught salmon in classic bear fashion, with their mouths. It is a wooded scene in summer

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griselbrandalf reddthat.com griselbrandalf@reddthat.com
Joined: 2026-06-07
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You know what the bear says to the white rabbit when they met in the woods?

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Chris Moderator i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-07-24
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You know what the bear says to the white rabbit when they met in the woods?

I want to eat you?

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griselbrandalf reddthat.com griselbrandalf@reddthat.com
Joined: 2026-06-07
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I want to eat you?

Bear: "are you shedding right now?"
Bunny: "no, why?"
... and this is why the bunny is brown now.

Sorry, couldn't resist. Love your regular art posts but the bunny and bear just reminded me of this old joke.

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supermurs lemmy.world supermurs@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-23
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Fish is probably not good for a bunny, maybe they just catch and release.

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Buddahriffic lemmy.world Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
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Bear: "are you shedding right now?" Bunny: "no, why?" ... and this is why the bunny is brown now. Sorry, couldn't resist. Love your regular art posts but the bunny and bear just reminded me of this old joke.

I've heard it like this:

Bear and white rabbit were hanging out when bear suddenly asked, "Do you have a problem with getting shit stuck in your fur?"

White rabbit gives bear a disgusted look and says, "No, I don't have a problem with that."

"Oh, great!"

... and that's where brown rabbits came from.

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