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gigaqps lemmy.world gigaqps@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-09-09
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Varesti lemmy.zip Varesti@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-14
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☂️- lemmy.ml umbrella@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-07-12
#3 · Quote Reply

i believe this one
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jaybone lemmy.zip jaybone@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-02-08
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Fake because it wasn’t really a bottle of ranch.

Gay because it was really a bottle of jizz.
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dracc discuss.tchncs.de dracc@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2025-09-25
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i believe this one

'Tism strong enough to sound plausible.
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saltnotsugar lemmy.world saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-04
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jaybone wrote:
Fake because it wasn’t really a bottle of ranch. Gay because it was really a bottle of jizz.

I don’t think they had the logistics or project management skills to knock out a nut bottle in time for a party.
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tetris11 feddit.uk tetris11@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-02-17
#7 · Quote Reply
☂️- wrote:
i believe this one

it's just too relatable...
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lagoon8622 sh.itjust.works lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-02-18
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saltnotsugar wrote:
I don’t think they had the logistics or project management skills to knock out a nut bottle in time for a party.

Practice makes perfect
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gigaqps lemmy.world gigaqps@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-09-09
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saltnotsugar wrote:
I don’t think they had the logistics or project management skills to knock out a nut bottle in time for a party.

Could have used the pony jar
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