"Fairymandering"

can't wait to move to Arkansas.

also south Oklahoma is really super far north so they really goofed up there. hyuckhyuck

Ohio can take the upper peninsula from my cold dead hands!

So the white spaces between the states, are they basically like international waters?

When pirates move to america - Arrr! Kansas!

Yeah, that's where we keep all the casinos and black markets.

I have issues with Hawaii and Alaska placements on this map.

I feel like this map isn't just putting them there to show they are part of the country; this map assumes we physically moved the states.

I’m fine with this explanation. Honestly, they should be closer to home anyway.

Reigniting the Toledo War!

Is any part of Illinois actually in Illinois here? Why are we giving our only profitable cities to Maine lol

Why do all the states have different names? Aren't they all called America now?

its better

The audacity of North Carolina to take that sliver of land from Virginia. This will not stand

New Hampshire and Vermont have been forcefully separated from New England

Fuck. I'm still in Texas.

You think Illinois has got problems? Delaware is in Florida!

their stripes should reflect their actual location, not where their insets are in relation to the rest of the map.

I have a geographical bias, all right?

I fucking respect West Virginia

Nah, the king simply added America to the pre-existing names since they refuse to assimilate blue states. Cali-merica, Ameriiwai, New Yamerica, Washingamerica, and so on.

that's the federal land

Hell, yeah. Almost 200,000 square miles dedicated to lawlessness, vice, and anarchy. Sure would make interstate travel more interesting.

And shrunk Alaska and physically moved Mexico...or air-dropped Alaska and Hawaii onto it.

I'm in Colorado now. That seems okay.

Do I stay in the new state, or do I have to move to where my state is on the map. Because those are very different climates for me.

The U.S. but it got split up in the treaty of Jeopardy.

RI the only state that keeps all of its original territory. Nice.

I just got moved to Nevada.....

I like the idea of dropping a couple states onto another country.

"Ha! Florida's your problem now, Germany!"

Put it in eastern Germany with the other right-wingers.

We should do this just to mess with Europeans. We'll relate it to the unit circle and claim it's metric.
They'll lose their minds heheh

Calimerica is actually a cool name, I've decided

With a moat of debauchery surrounding DC. I like it.

Lake Michigan is the only lake in the county

Virginia Man doesn't have the same ring to it

NE Indiana to Massachusetts. Nice. Boston is calling.

Kansss? Iona?

It is West Virginia

Look the math is the math.

I'm sorry, do you mean the great state of IONﾍ?

Don't forget Illlɪiois.

So we have east Maine and west Maine now?

Wars have been fought over less, and by god, they're about to again

KANSSS!!!!!!!!!!

DC can become the central district, then rename them all clockwise. District 1, district 2 etc.

First you need a massive authoritarian takeover that erodes the original federation into a new empire.

Rhode Island's the big winner here.

Misred radial as radical, not as wrong as I thought at first

Alaska is surprisingly neutral

If I recall correctly from history class, this was George Washington's original proposal.

But, that was a long time ago.