GRAPHIC VIDEO: A pervert was arrested for allegedly having sex with his neighbour's koi fish.

Sex-starved Sutthichai Boonlert, 51, reportedly scooped the hapless koi fish from resident Bobby Anong's pond before using its mouth to pleasure himself.

CCTV captured the shocking sex act as the senior citizen took off his clothes and entered the water in a quiet neighbourhood in Bangkok, Thailand, on September 7.

He held a white dildo while rubbing the koi fish on his genitals before emerging from the pond. He was then seen walking to a dark corner before appearing to use the flailing animal as a makeshift sex toy.

I like that they describe him as "sex-starved" as if that could even begin to explain his actions

It's just begging for it!

Totally shouldn’t have worn that outfit lol

....what

I came here to ask "how??"

I now understand how.

2 guys 1 fish was better

Brings new meaning to the saying "He sleeps with the fishes"

Better then ‘waking up to horse head.’

Since when is 51 a "senior citizen"?

The Oxford English Dictionary defines sex as “physical activity between two people in which they touch each other’s sexual organs, and which may include sexual intercourse”... seeing that the koi, despite being hapless, is not a people, and it doesn't sound like the pervert touched the koi's sexual organs, I'm going to have to say that they did not have sex.

Also, is 51 considered a senior citizen in Thailand?

he's going to get a restraining order with minimum distance from ponds

Oral sex is sex, right Mr. Clinton?

For some people, that would be the best way to start the day.

Depends what your definition of "is" is.

This dude is 51 years old.

You think he woke up, at 51 and was like "Ya know what? I think I'll try to fuck a fish today".

Nah. This has been going on for years. Probably decades.

Stupid, sexy koi fish.

Right? Did he specifically hate and want to defile these fish? Or traumatize this neighbor? Or did he somehow get genes that just make him super horny for fish?

In this case if your image I would say that it was the fish making unwanted advances on the human

I guess his gf's a cold fish.

It's not that intense. Bad quality footage, can barely tell he carries out a fish, it's a white blob. Then Benny hill music starts and he pedals away on a bike while the other guys are running and then tripping over onto their faces. Then womp womp trombone he is in the police station with everyone looking disappointed at him with crossed arms

You have absolutely zero way to know that. He might have been fucking fish for decades. Or today literally might have been the day.

Unless you're in someones head, you have zero way to know how someone thinks.

I'm not defending nor attacking the fish fucker. I'm just saying you are making claims you have no way to know.

That's a pretty bullshit definition. Without going into details because this is isn't pornhub, there are sex acts that involve only one set of genitals.

I see we have a connaisseur. The... ahem, shit, that was on the internet 20 years ago and the current youth don't know about.

Today? Not the most absurd thing a president has ever said.

At the time??? I have a hard time thinking of a more absurd thing a president could ever say. That being said.....we've fallen such a far way from sanity in the modern day.

Who knows? Was he born fucking fish? Pretty sure it had to start some time in particular

Is this originally a Daily Sport article?

Ya know, suddenly those weird laws banning having sex with fish make a lot more sense.

Fucking a fish is horrifying to you??

You would not have survived the earlier internet.

I'm sorry, but sometimes your kink should be shamed.

"having sex with" no no, this is rape, jfc

Dude took The Shape Of Water way to seriously.

According to the article he did it with fish, dogs, and even dolls before, and got arrested for some of those

What do you mean by "Depends"?

What do you mean by "what"?

What do you mean by "your"?

What do you mean by "definition"?

What do you mean by "of"?

What do you mean by "is"?

I can't believe they failed to censor out his

Quit carping around

Wait, a fish fucker AND a pervert?? Man, that guy's got a lot going on.

Weird that you put "dolls" as the "even" example. Makes it sound like fucking fish, and dogs is bad, but fucking dolls is worse. I would have went with "he did it with fish, dolls, and even dogs."

I'm way more horrified that he fucked a dog, than a doll.

Yeah, but you see the poor fish, afterwards, and then if you read the article, it just gets worse.

If it gets me a discount, I'm fine with it. It's just words.

Okay this is the weirdest Rule 34 I've read.

These fish can be quite long-lived when cared for properly, from 15 to 40 years on average depending on their location.

That's all I'm saying.

smh they arrested him for doing something we've ALL done atleast once...✌️😔

You're not the only one, everyone is just being coy about it.

I survived the earlier internet. This is still horrifying. And yes, I did see that guy who got killed by the horse. That was very horrifying. Just because some things are truly terrible, doesnt mean other things can't be terrible.

Make me an offal I can't refuse