Does Lemmy have block settings for links? For specific ones...

Ask the question and people tend to clam up.

Yeah I'm pretty sure that fish wasn't having a happy time.

If you're being pedantic about it, sure, but I, for one, appreciate the euphemism given the alternative sentence "man uses koi carp as living fleshlight".

Since they got old /s (since before the average lifespan of people increased in some parts of the world)

The man may or mat not have been sex-starved, but the koi fish was definitely hapless. They got that part right.

Ah, Mr. Hands. I'll never forget the grunt Mr. Hands makes when the horse perforates his intestines.

There's actually a documentary about it. Dude had spinal damage that caused sexual dysfunction. Resulted in Washington state passing a bestiality law.

When can I opt out of living on this world.

Who among us hasn't had thoughts of koi fish when in the throws of a dry spell?

I was but a boy of 12 when I first noticed her; a sleek and scaly body breaking the water's surface in my grandfather's pond. Everything changed that day. Gracefully darting and turning with such a distinctly feminine wile, she was... different from the other girls. Different like me. I was sure that she was watching me, just as I was watching her. Could she also be thinking, "is this love?"

In the fish wars, this guy would've been a patriot. /s

A koi is ok, but if you want the best living fleshlight you've gotta get a rattlesnake. Just be sure you have the fangs removed first, and then use it before the next set of fangs come in, otherwise that's a VERY embarrassing trip to the ER.

Do you like fish sticks?

51 is senior citizen...??

Right? I'm 12 years from there, and I'll have to work another 19 years after that to retire. May as well just call it quits now.

I actually noticed that as well while writing but my ADHD addled brain decided to skip rephrasing as I was certain you'll understand

It's those lips.

I'm almost certain there's a scene in the 1998 film, Mafia!, where a similar joke is made, but that phrase is so tied to The Godfather, that search engines only seem to want to throw that movie in my face, even with "-Godfather" in the query. 🤦🏿‍♀️

What the actual fuck..?! Yeah, that link will stay blue.

I was on the early internet and yeah, fish fucking is gross dude.

How do you know? This may be exactly what that fish wanted. Walking around with that sexy mouth all opening closing like that. I mean that's disgusting.

I think your right,an airplane/hot shots kind of movie

No, mate. She was just playing koi with you

They're definitely not throwing him in the tank.

Yeah I learned quickly after that one not to trust links from certain people. I did recently send him a goatse picture for nostalgia purposes. His wife freaked out.

Bless her heart, she doesn't understand that it's a traditional cultural practice.

My cofee mug:

😂😂

Been watching too many dolphin documentaries?

So this is what became of the mudkip guy..

Ha good one

Guy went full Ders.