We’re like 10-12 months from this being a reality

In this day and age I have no idea what is a joke or not.

I mean with the mystery meat imports, it's hard to say how much of this is a joke

What we do know is that his administration announced an enormous influx of unusually cheap imported ground beef before providing basic answers about exactly where all of it would come from. There is also evidence that, almost simultaneously, another arm of the federal government was allowing inexpensive wild horses to enter a chain that could end at foreign slaughterhouses. The internet supplied the connecting tissue because the government had supplied the blank space.

https://www.salon.com/2026/08/27/trumps-mystery-meat-problem/

Potentially less if you allow for the mystery meat imports to be considered possibly horse meat. Copying from another comment

What we do know is that his administration announced an enormous influx of unusually cheap imported ground beef before providing basic answers about exactly where all of it would come from. There is also evidence that, almost simultaneously, another arm of the federal government was allowing inexpensive wild horses to enter a chain that could end at foreign slaughterhouses. The internet supplied the connecting tissue because the government had supplied the blank space.

https://www.salon.com/2026/08/27/trumps-mystery-meat-problem/

Conservatives in 2024: the left wants you eat BUGS instead of meat

Conservatives in 2026 eating maggot-infested mystery meat: Mmmmm... Patriot meat. Thank you for this bountiful feast, Dear Leader.

Sidebar: it's also really something when people think the only two things out there are meat and bugs and just like forget plants exist?

/s

Also what's that image from, out of curiosity

It's always sunny in Philadelphia, a good show of you're into stupid comedy

I see, I see

i wouldn't mind eating horse if it was just like, labeled horse and clean, quality meat. just gotta cook it different.

mushrooms out here just waiting for us to die and eat us

Beef^1^ of America^2^

^1^ not technically required to be beef
^2^ not originating from the USA

You're getting it

True, how could I forget about fungi