You know he won't do it, because he says he would also give it to democrats

The real fools are the ones who reelected him.

He makes out like you’d get a cheque but in two years he’ll just say everyone got it in the form of tax cuts or something. A trillion dollars worth of tax cuts with most of it going to billionaires.

Even if he did cut a cheque the price of everything would suddenly go up by $5k. Every greedy cunt would be out there trying to take the whole thing off you, that’s what happened with the Covid stimulus.

Tell you what though, if he wins the midterms go out and buy crypto.

Meme coins. Specifically, his meme coin.

That's called a stimulus. But he obviously doesn't understand the concept, he's thinking this is a bribe. And the reaction to the attempted bribe should be based on that. It won't be, but it should be.

The economy grew so bigly everyone got $5k worth of better economy!

Who knew the dumbass that said we’d get doge and tariff checks would lie to us again.