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cantankerous_cashew lemmy.world cantankerous_cashew@lemmy.world
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Salvo aussie.zone Salvo@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-06-19
#2 · Quote Reply

Older phones that don’t support the new AI/BS features will get faster.

That explains everything there is you need to know about the AI/BS fad.

I assume that newer phones that do support the AI/BS features will get slower.

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czl lemmy.dbzer0.com czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-06-10
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Older phones that don’t support the new AI/BS features will get faster. That explains everything there is you need to know about the AI/BS fad. I assume that newer phones that do support the AI/BS features will get slower.

Guess you didn’t bother to read the article.

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muusemuuse sh.itjust.works muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-25
#4 · Quote Reply

Older phones that don’t support the new AI/BS features will get faster. That explains everything there is you need to know about the AI/BS fad. I assume that newer phones that do support the AI/BS features will get slower.

I’ve been beta testing the new iOS. You have no idea what you are talking about. This one is MUCH faster, even with the AI shit enabled.

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Lauchmelder feddit.org Lauchmelder@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-26
#5 · Quote Reply

tl;dr due to a cataclysmic event of cosmic horror time will appear to slow down in our minds, making phones appear faster

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twinnie feddit.uk twinnie@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-07-20
#6 · Quote Reply

I wish they were getting rid of Liquid Glass.

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makeshift0546 lemmy.today makeshift0546@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-05-11
#7 · Quote Reply

Older phones that don’t support the new AI/BS features will get faster. That explains everything there is you need to know about the AI/BS fad. I assume that newer phones that do support the AI/BS features will get slower.

Jackass 😂, oh what a stupid nerd shit thing to say 😂

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Melonpoly lemmy.world Melonpoly@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-23
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I wish they were getting rid of Liquid Glass.

I like that they tried something new even if it isn't well received, it's so rare these days.

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a_non_monotonic_function lemmy.world a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-10-22
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I like that they tried something new even if it isn't well received, it's so rare these days.

I think that's giving them far too much credit. Design philosophies are in a pretty constant state of flux and keep resulting in new overall looks and feels.

There's no real risk taking here. We're not talking about the Sega Dreamcast or anything. We're just talking about them having terrible taste yet again.

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xnx piefed.social xnx@piefed.social
Joined: 2024-03-07
#10 · Quote Reply

I wish they were getting rid of Liquid Glass.

You can turn it off

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fuckwit_mcbumcrumble lemmy.dbzer0.com fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-03-20
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Guess you didn’t bother to read the article.

This is Reddit lemmy. Who does?

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JillSteinsPuckeredAnus lemmy.world JillSteinsPuckeredAnus@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-27
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I like that they tried something new even if it isn't well received, it's so rare these days.

There is a perfect user interface for any app or OS. You are either moving toward it or away from it. But if you achieve it, or get close to it, you should be very careful about fucking with it.

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Salvo aussie.zone Salvo@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-06-19
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Jackass 😂, oh what a stupid nerd shit thing to say 😂

I don’t know if you remember when Siri was first introduced to iPhoneOS. (It was still called iPhoneOS back then, when the iPhone4S was introduced.)

It replaced a feature that was either called VoiceControl or VoiceCommand, Apple have purged all historical record of the feature.

It was based on Dragon Dictate and as long as you learnt and used the correct Commands, it worked flawlessly. It was completely on device and even the anemic processor in the iPhone 3S and 4.

Then Siri was introduced and despite the significantly improved performance of chip in the 4S, it was a worse experience, especially if you had bad reception.

This AI fad began back when Nuance created Siri and while it has democratised computing, it has also made people dumber.

We used to write bash and Automator scripts that could do the complex, repetitive tasks, but they were not available for everyone (only Mac and CLI UNIX users). Even DOS Users had batch scripts!

Android, iOS and Windows have taken that away from us to make them more accessible and the replacements have been obfuscated by the computing elite. (Look at Windows PowerShell as an example).

Now, people who used to do things with pdf2txt, sed and awk have a wet dream when they tell Claude to analyse the data in a report that someone emailed them! We are getting stupider!

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clucose lemmy.ml clucose@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-07-21
#14 · Quote Reply

You can turn it off

You can‘t go back before liquid glass styling.

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