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gigaqps lemmy.world gigaqps@lemmy.world
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lessthanluigi lemmy.sdf.org lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2024-11-08
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Been there, man. One time, I was on the train, and I was just holding the handle bar to keep steady during rush hour. All of a sudden, this women leans on my hand with her jacket unknowingly. I know what anon means, man.

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thagoat lemmy.dbzer0.com thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-03-28
#3 · Quote Reply

New kink unlocked

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chicken lemmy.dbzer0.com chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-30
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One time I was in a really cramped airport shuttle van seated between two attractive guys, I was very uncomfortable at first, but after thinking it through realized it was because it felt really nice and I was uncomfortable with that. So since I had no choice anyway I decided to just relax and enjoy it until we got to the airport.

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hirihit640 sh.itjust.works hirihit640@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-10-28
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Shouldn't have turned your head anon. That's what you get for taking the red pill.

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EmilieEasie fedinsfw.app EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app
Joined: 2026-03-28
#6 · Quote Reply

This is a very old post. I wonder how anonny is doing now

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sit lemmy.dbzer0.com sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-11-05
#7 · Quote Reply

Shouldn't have turned your head anon. That's what you get for taking the red pill.

Isn’t redpill taking responsibility and looking sooner?

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IronBird lemmy.world IronBird@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-09-06
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply

Been there, man. One time, I was on the train, and I was just holding the handle bar to keep steady during rush hour. All of a sudden, this women leans on my hand with her jacket unknowingly. I know what anon means, man.

real and not gay

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reader lemmy.zip reader@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-02-19
#9 · Quote Reply

fake: anon has job

gay: anon likes hugs

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Darkard lemmy.world Darkard@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#10 · Quote Reply

I mean of it was real leather then it was skin at some point....

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Trail lemmy.world Trail@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-11
#11 · Quote Reply

Been there, man. One time, I was on the train, and I was just holding the handle bar to keep steady during rush hour. All of a sudden, this women leans on my hand with her jacket unknowingly. I know what anon means, man.

I had the same thing as the anon in school, many moons ago. I was sitting in the seat in front of a girl I had a crush on. I thought she had moved her foot and was touching mine, so I sat still for about half an hour thinking I was touching with her. Turns out it was a metal part of her chair.

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hirihit640 sh.itjust.works hirihit640@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-10-28
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Isn’t redpill taking responsibility and looking sooner?

redpill is looking at all. Bluepill is staying blissfully unaware

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AxisExperience9 sh.itjust.works AxisExperience9@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-05-19
#13 · Quote Reply

He calls women "grills" and wonders why they don't talk to him

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BrickEater lemmy.world BrickEater@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-30
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This is a very old post. I wonder how anonny is doing now

I don't know what you mean, 2015 was only a couple years ago...

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EmilieEasie fedinsfw.app EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app
Joined: 2026-03-28
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I don't know what you mean, 2015 was only a couple years ago...

Lol I still do that too. "I drive a 2014 Honda Civic..." And I'm like oh damn Mr money bags and his brand new car

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Redditmodstouchgrass lemmy.zip Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-07-18
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He calls women "grills" and wonders why they don't talk to him

First time reading a greentext? That's just how they're written.

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TubularTittyFrog lemmy.world TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-02-23
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I mean of it was real leather then it was skin at some point....

the lotion really helps with that

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homik slrpnk.net homik@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2026-05-10
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I had the same thing as the anon in school, many moons ago. I was sitting in the seat in front of a girl I had a crush on. I thought she had moved her foot and was touching mine, so I sat still for about half an hour thinking I was touching with her. Turns out it was a metal part of her chair.

I think I actually got the foot once in school. But I couldn't look with the desk in the way.

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